Dec 4, 2014
happy birthday dave!! i love you! <3
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happy birthday dave!! i love you! <3
"i have the very tip of the d left to get."
my fiance john egbert who is 20 years old and obviously gayer than i thought (also playing kim k hollywood)
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dave oh my god where are you??? you are NOT driving home like this don’t you even TRY where are you???
nah im fin e im not evem drunpk il ju s dri be home ill b ther in like fiften minuets
dipping oreos in milk has always been really nerve wracking for me because those few seconds that the oreo and its laughter and joy filled center are submerged in the milk you cant predict how its gonna turn out like? will it be crunchy still? will it get too soggy? will it break and fall into the milk??
only time will tell
i should not have had that coffee last night johns gonna do a backflip when he wakes up and im not there haha shit
john told me i needed a haircut but i thought it was the funniest thing because dude have you seen your hair lately its like the genetic product of a mop having sex with a rats nest mud wresting in ink
Why did John decide not to major in marine biology?
im not sure man one day he just decided he didnt want to anymore and changed his program to the one with the music department
youd have to ask him if you want the nitty gritty stuff
john is out to goddamn lunch if he thinks he can bring home an loz/bttf shirt without me claiming it as mine you cant do something like that and expect me to just stand by