#concerningoliver

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JANUARY 21ST?????? THAT'S MORE THAN A MONTH AWAY

THAT'S MY ENTIRE CHRISTMAS BREAK

WHAT THE 

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"my last girlfriend joined the league of assassins. my girlfriend before that shot my girlfriend before that. i'm not exactly a catch at the moment."

i 'M LAUGHI N

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it's finals week and i all i can think about it is oliver queen

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VIGILANTE SQUAD PROUDLY/COMPETATIVELY COMPARING SCARS

DIGGLE BEIN LIKE "I GOT THIS FROM A GRENADE...THIS NEW ONE'S FROM A BULLET BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT"

SARA LIKE, "MOST OF MINE ARE FROM SWORDS AND LANCES BUT I GOT A GRENADE ONE TOO..."

FU CKIN OLIVER, "OH, YEAH, THESE ONES ARE FROM KNIVES. THIS ONE WAS AN ARROW....." 

all standin around like a bunch of losers lookin at each others scratches and then felicity's like "i gOT MY.......WISDOM TEETH........OUT ONCE."

oh hon

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oliver always disappears so fast like i'm just imagining him standing all intense-like in front of the people he's talking to and then the moment they glance away for a sec he high-tails it toward the nearest window and frantically roll-flips or something whilst attempting to remain utterly silent so as to add much mystery as possible to his thematic absconding

i bet the first couple times he did it he mentally high-fived himself for his smooth exit

what a drama queen