#condom review

[marithehighpriestessofmoloch]

Anyone want to read my detailed review of Vitalis flavoured condoms? Because I was bored and did a taste test

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http://learn.condomdepot.com/2015/04/01/condom-depot-sampler-review-kimono-sampler/

[marithehighpriestessofmoloch]

VITALIS FLAVOURED CONDOM REVIEW

Minus strawberry flavour cause I didn't have any

After vigorous taste-testing and also breaking two of the condoms cause I put them all on my hand, here are the results:

• Vitalis Orange

colour - it is bright orange. I kinda like it but it might look weird on uhh certain parts of your body idk

smell - it smells mostly like latex but has some orange smell

flavour - this is the important part, but sadly it did not taste very orangey. however it also did not taste much of anything else and there was in fact a faint trace of citrus, so I give it 5/10 for adequately masking the latex

• Vitalis Vanilla

colour - it's gold! I didn't expect it to have such a cool colour but it does so

smell - it smells very strongly of vanilla, but kinda weirdly like vanillin sugar actually

flavour - this one has a pretty strong vanilla flavour, which I found kinda impressive. it doesn't mask the latex very well, but the vanilla flavour is very accurate, so I give it 7/10

• Vitalis Chocolate

colour - it's. it's very dark. uh. it's almost black but when you stretch it it becomes very dark brown. reminds me of those black latex gloves you can get

smell - it has a very intense smell but it's more like fake shitty chocolate than actual real chocolate. and it has an almost coffee undertone to it?

flavour - it, well, tastes like shit. not literally but it's just really not good. it has a slight chocolatey taste but it's weird and the latex is very obvious. disappointing, I had hope for this one, 2/10

•Vitalis Coconut

colour - it's just the exact same colour as a normal condom tbh

smell - it smells very strongly of coconut, a good sign except I don't actually like coconut

flavour - the flavour is very faint but distinctly coconutty. however, you can also taste the latex and lube. 4/10 but only if you like coconut

• Vitalis Apple

colour - a deep emerald green, gets more blueish when stretched. a good, solid colour. the hulk would approve ...and so would shrek (I'm not sorry)

smell - it smells like green apple and makes me crave sour apple candy, it's a v good smell

flavour - the smell got my hopes up and then they were immediately crushed. this tastes like a normal condom that saw an apple once and tried to be one but changed literally nothing about itself. the lacroix of condoms. I give it 2/10 because at least it's not worse than unflavoured ones

• Vitalis Banana

colour - Banana Yellow. reminds me of Easter somehow. v ugly

smell - VERY strong artificial banana smell

flavour - it. tastes bad. it was fine for a moment and then the flavour hit me. the worst thing I have ever tasted, and I ate dog food once. I may be a bit biased cause I hate banana flavour but listen. even if I didn't this would make me gag and not because of the dick that would presumably be inside. 1/10 this is the actual worst

• Vitalis Mint

colour - the same as the apple flavour? might be slightly lighter but I also might be imagining that

smell - actually smells p good, like mint candy. it's almost refreshing. the latex is there but it's not bad

flavour - this. is actually good. it tastes like mint and that's p much it, 9/10 cause I mean it's not completely perfect, but I actually recommend this one if you're going for flavoured condoms

• Vitalis Tutti Frutti

colour - it's blue! I thought it was cool and then I thought "smurf dick" and then I giggled about it for several minutes

smell - it smells ok, fruity but also latex

flavour - it's tastes way too much like latex but it is better than an unflavoured one, 3/10 I guess

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