Serious and not so serious stuff
So serious first… Least favorite part of being a divorced parent: the fights we have about our kids that are really quite stupid and feel like old fights completely unrelated to your kids but now they’re the only people connecting you so you somehow feel the need to stage old grudges in their world. And before you used to want to make up and compromise because maybe she’d have sex with you or at least give you a kiss and binge watch Downton Abbey with you but now not so much because you can’t remember why you became friends and you're gay (which explains why you were content with Downton Abbey and a kiss).
Not so serious… I found a cool kids pop play list on Spotify. On the way to the museum with the boys we listened to “What Does the Fox Say”. And at the museum got to HEAR A FOX!!! They sound effing scary…
Also if you were wondering where Cee Lo went, he’s on the kids pop playlist on Spotify.
And one more thing: I found a gray hair in my beard this week. Today I wanted to tell the whippersnappers simulating coitus in the middle of Taco Bell to get a room. I feel a raging case of middle age. Tell me briandee when does my blog devolve into selfies of me with my Star Wars mug?