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I FIGURED OUT MY DAMN HEADSET!!! I'd totally tell you all to call me at work but my calls are recorded and I'm pretty sure my boss would be less than thrilled by random internet friends calling me.

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I FIGURED OUT MY DAMN HEADSET!!! I'd totally tell you all to call me at work but my calls are recorded and I'm pretty sure my boss would be less than thrilled by random internet friends calling me.
Happy / Sad
Happy-- when one of my posts gets "liked" or reblogged by someone that I do not follow based on a hashtag. The depths of Tumblr never cease to amaze me. We are just scratching the surface. Sad-- when two of my favorite people that I follow decide to take a break from Tumblr. I hope you return soon, I will miss you Brian and Tony! Happy-- getting to spend 30 minutes on the evil elliptical listening to Rage Against the Machine. Sad-- the magical transformation to my physical appearance did not take place when I exited the elliptical. I will have to depend on my piercing eyes and engaging smile again for another day. Happy-- to have been off on Thursday, got lots of stuff planted! Sad-- to have to work Friday this week and the late shift! Hate werkin Fridays! Gotta get my mind right.
Serious and not so serious stuff
So serious first… Least favorite part of being a divorced parent: the fights we have about our kids that are really quite stupid and feel like old fights completely unrelated to your kids but now they’re the only people connecting you so you somehow feel the need to stage old grudges in their world. And before you used to want to make up and compromise because maybe she’d have sex with you or at least give you a kiss and binge watch Downton Abbey with you but now not so much because you can’t remember why you became friends and you're gay (which explains why you were content with Downton Abbey and a kiss).
Not so serious… I found a cool kids pop play list on Spotify. On the way to the museum with the boys we listened to “What Does the Fox Say”. And at the museum got to HEAR A FOX!!! They sound effing scary…
Also if you were wondering where Cee Lo went, he’s on the kids pop playlist on Spotify.
And one more thing: I found a gray hair in my beard this week. Today I wanted to tell the whippersnappers simulating coitus in the middle of Taco Bell to get a room. I feel a raging case of middle age. Tell me briandee when does my blog devolve into selfies of me with my Star Wars mug?
briandee called out some of his favorite men on Tumblr, and guess what: I was on that list! That’s pretty awesome, and I would love to pass on this good idea (Tumblr being so frequently hung up on its many, many, foxy ladies), but the truth us: I hate every man on here. Except for a handful here and there. I’m not saying anybody specifically is or isn’t part of that handful, but you should be able to figure it out for yourself; I’m not drawing you a book.
My Valentine crush is Briandee. The moody sad selfie pics make me wish I could make him smile. I'd love to be his Valentine.
My crush is briandee. Amazing writer, great dad and so funny and handsome! My heart skips a beat whenever he is on my dash 💘
briandee - Neither do I get paid time off in general... and since my paycheck pays the mortgage missing work can land us in a fragile predicament.
briandee - I'm doing what I can. Mostly by tossing tons of cold medicine into my body and ignoring it, because I don't really have an option. If I leave today there will only be one person here and she's a contract employee who isn't supposed to do administrative work - so she can't really cover my job.