#confused yet

[theolddictionary]

When you realize your mutual friend is also your mutual friend’s friend and yet you were introduced to that mutual friend by another mutual and not the mutual friend you realized you shared.

[clairence-draws]

hehehe

I thought of a funny idea for a comic. It will involve dark (of course), shopping, and something a squid can do 

[calico-strawberry]

Anime

[iamjaynaemarie]

PJ: I need my set back, Bilbo.

Bilbo: Okay. You’re the director. Go get it.

PJ: But I don’t know who I gave it to.

Bilbo: Lee.

PJ: Lee?

Bilbo: Yes. Lee Pace. He’s the tall blonde guy. Really quite tall.

PJ: So why does he keep saying he’s Thranduil?

Bilbo: Because he is Thranduil.

PJ: I thought you said he was Lee.

Bilbo: Are you on some form of medication?

PJ: Do you know Lee?

Thorin: Yes. Lee Pace. Tall blonde. Rather tall.

PJ: The tall blonde? That’s not what he says.

Thorin: What does he say?

PJ: He says he’s Thranduil.

Thorin: He is Thranduil. Like I am Thorin.

PJ: Then where’s Richard?

Thorin: Are you on some form of medication?

PJ: I want this done once and for all.

Legolas: Cool.

Bard: Absolutely.

PJ: No fooling around.

Legolas: Nope.

Bard: Got it.

PJ: Where is Richard?

Legolas: Huh? Richard Armitage? You were just with him, weren’t you?

PJ: I was with Thorin. He won’t tell me where Lee is and neither will Thranduil.

Bard: Uh, okay. Richard is Thorin. Lee is Thranduil.

Legolas: And he is Luke and I am Orlando.

PJ: Then where is Legolas and Bard?

Bard: Are you on some form of medication?

Legolas: You are illin’ dude.

PJ: You are Lee?

Thranduil: Yes.

PJ: Lee Pace?

Thranduil: I am pretty sure I’m Lee Pace.

PJ: Did you take my set?

Thranduil: No. Why would I do that?

PJ: Because you asked me for it.

Thranduil: No, I didn’t. That was Thranduil.

PJ: Thranduil?

Thranduil: Yes.

PJ: Where is Thranduil?

Thranduil: Speaking.

PJ: I thought you were Lee.

Thranduil: Are you on some form of medication?

[iamjaynaemarie]

Fíli: We have been away for some time because of the weather.

Kíli: It is really bad. I hate it because my umbrella is ugly.

Fíli: So are you, Kíli.

Kíli: You wish. Dad says he’ll be back tomorrow when there are fewer storms.

Fíli: He also wants people to stop touching him. He’s really touchy about that.

Fíli and Kíli! Thranduil is not your father. Legolas and Bard are not your brothers. Tauriel is not your sister and why is that guy staring at me? That is just weird.

PJ: So you have no kids?

Thranduil: Yes. Legolas.

PJ: I thought Will was your son?

Thranduil: Excuse me? Will who?

Me. Will.

Looks like Bard.

Do I look like Will? I mean seriously?

Legolas: You look like me.

Bard: You you or you Will?

Legolas: Ask PJ.

PJ: Okay, if you are Legolas, you can’t be Will.

Legolas: I was Will, but now I will be Legolas.

PJ: So you are Bard, not Will?

Bard: No. I’m Luke as Bard and Girion. Orlando is Legolas and Will but now he’s Legolas to my Bard.

Legolas: And I’m Legolas to Dean’s Fíli and Luke is Bard to Aidan’s Kíli.

PJ: What are you talking about?

Bard: Something.

Legolas: I thought we were talking about nothing because we ran out of something.

Bard: We ran out of something but that was arrows. Dad got us new ones.

PJ: Dad?

Luke, I am your father!

Here we go again.

[smoakingbabbles]

Cheers to the freakin weekend...

Hi, lovely people. It’s the weekend and you know what that means??? It means that I will be reading and watching tv and relaxing and enjoying life. It also means that “Meme Monday on Sunday” (I’ve named it, it’s a thing now) is approaching…hopefully not too quickly because I want to thoroughly enjoy these glorious few days. They are needed and have been earned. It’s been a rough week, like really rough. Anyways, back to the point. We all know that I am going to do some memes (previous ones can be viewed here here and here) because it is my way of procrastinating and I kinda love them. So I am putting this out there to y’all. Send me pics, ideas, requests and I’ll see what I can do. If it’s a show I don’t watch, I’ll still try. It might be funny….not in an intentional way, but more in a I don’t know what’s going on and will probably screw it up way. That sounds encouraging, right? Send stuff my way, I’m begging you. Give me inspiration. 

Shows I love are on my page, but I’m open to others….

[kumiko-sama-chan]

I considered posting an April Fools prank of some kind until I realized that I have neither the skills, talent, nor motivation to come up with anything.

[enigmari]

I've missed two days of the 'things I learnt today' series I had going.