#congrats leo

[fabuloustrash05]

Guys, I can’t believe we have a ninja turtle as the new Pope.

[matstegen]

Lionel Messi of FC Barcelona looks on as he is presented with the La Liga player of the month prior to the La Liga match between FC Barcelona and Club Atletico de Madrid at Camp Nou on April 06, 2019 in Barcelona, Spain.

[anadammifalastini]

Number 6 for the Greatest Of All Time. Congrats Leo!

[brokenbow]

leo has one final attempt. a last ditch attempt- what he calls the "valdez gag-killer". the drink is a mixture of hot sauce, pickle juice, apple cider vinegar, chocolate milk, and egg yolks -- with chunks of tofu and jello thrown in. he. will. win.

This was what it was like to die, huh.

Apollo figured that he’d go out in a blaze of glory befitting the greatest god in the pantheon. Or at the very least, get killed in a fittingly ironic way, like with his own stupid arrow or something.

Not being poisoned in a stupid competition.

He lasted all of ten seconds after that concoction of ass hit his tongue. Apollo choked, turned an ugly shade of green, and tried running for the Waystation bathrooms, but only made it as far as the kitchen sink to hurl. Just to add insult to injury, he might have also hit his head on the spigot when he came up for air briefly. 

[l-valerizz-blog]

Congratulations

[theatricalplacenta]

The joke isn’t that Leo can’t get an oscar anymore...it’s that he’s the only one that does, and ever will from this day forth. He’s tasted power and cannot get enough. The year is 2152, and his preserved corpse has yet again won the oscar for staring in the 23rd remake of The Mummy, he cannot be stopped.

[hagleyvault]

David Binney Putnam aboard the Effie M. Morrissey in 1926. (Call it a belated congrats to Leo.)

From 1975.360,  Lammot du Pont, Jr. Aeronautical photograph collection, in Hagley’s Audiovisual Archives.

[mikropenisz]

Szerintem igenis nagy dolog

hogy Leonardo DiCaprio Oscart kapott a Nagyon vadon remake-ért.