#congratulations anon

[modmad]

I'm gonna scream if this is a planned joke: is RGB a TV personality

when I repeatedly say that the whole of TPoH is just three puns in a trenchcoat you really shouldn't underestimate the truth of that

[anxiouslyliquidcurse]

i appreciate ur blog as a girl who’s recently peaked 🧡

yayayayay thank you, thank you. also i never see people use the orange heart, thats very original

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I hope the human pet guy starts discourse on your posts.

good lord this is the scariest thing I've ever been sent so far

[brightclan]

I love how the cats have little chicken legs 🐓

Also, how are the cats handling their new home

Hehehe chimken legs. 🐓 I came up with this design idea few months ago when I was making illustrations for school assignment

And well, let's just say the kitties have a long list of complains

[izaack-gauss]

I ask for your hand in marriage 🤌💍

(You don't have a choice and we will be happily married 🥰)

" Ah.. Well, I guess I have no say in this.. "

New DLC unlocked: Married to Izaack ( anons can now interact with Izaack as either his wife or husband, you can also treat him as your wife or husband)

[typemoonconfessions]

[weirdburr]

squeezes you like a stress toy /pos

!!NEW BURR VARIANT FOUND!!

Stress Toy Burr !

[mondaijo]

I would KILL for a backstory to that dragon mo ran and his hoard

...don't tempt me like this anon!!!!!!

while I'm drawing a scene like that I can't help but start thinking about how that happened? so p0rn or not, I try to conjure a story so I can understand better what got these characters where they are, what are their expressions, how they're related to each other etc etc.

this is from what I had originally in mind for this AU, but also from when I mentioned it on twitter and some people started giving me some ideas! so what I had in mind was basically:

(under the cut!)

cw: non/dubcon mentions & parallels with 2ha main plot, which could be spoilers if you haven't finished the book //

(disclaimer: all the monsterf*cking prompts I came up with were all badly disguised excuses for drawing ultra corny p0rn cause I think it's super fun.... like those corny romance covers? like that vibe lmao, I strayed from it a little but but at first I wanted chu wanning to be a damsel in distress princess from a cheesy western fantasy world, that was kidnapped by the evil dragon that, gasps, has two huge dongs............. so yeah it's very tropey and corny and cheesy and somehow mo ran is based on a western fantasy dragon, cause I needed the whole evil dragon with a hoard thing.... for extra horny points......... this is so bad... but please enjoy)

- chu wanning is the only son of a noble (huai zui), king to a secluded and kinda small kingdom, and after trying to rebel and break free from his father's control, he is being kept locked up inside the palace until huai zui can secure a nice marriage for him that would make his family more politically powerful etc etc.

-of course chu wanning is an unparalleled beauty here too, and also very kind, strict, and skilled in cultivation, so he wishes to break free from the palace and his family so that he can save the common folk (I love him)

-before huai zui can marry him off (maybe to this other noble's son called shi mei?? 👁👁) the settlements/small towns around the palace report dragon sightings, and missing livestock. the towns panic and some people start to go missing too, and before they can do anything about it the dragon shows up and attacks the palace & city around it, causes some damage, maybe k*lls some guards too. oh no he calls himself taxian-jun 👀 he lays siege to the castle, being a very fucking awesome dragon and all, and despite all the offerings of food and gold and riches, the only thing that he says will make him leave is the king's son ~

-cwn is still locked up and he only knows what's going on through some guards gossiping near him, and even though huai zui does his best to beat the dragon so that he won't need to give away his prized beauty, no matter what he does taxian-jun is too powerful.....! and if it goes on he'll just destroy the whole palace......

-so he does end up giving chu wanning away, who's suddenly being taken from his room and draped in red to marry the dragon??? who's actually very big and hot (quite literally)............ oh no..............!

-wanning is brought to mo ran's cave and now he's one of mo ran's prized possessions/hoard too.... he's being kept away just like before, txj does txj things and there's probably a lot of non/dubcon too, but then despite being an evil tyrant dragon, deep down he finds out mo ran (which he learns is his name) can be kind too 🥺 (this is like, peak beauty & the beast shit)

-probably something something about cwn saving mo ran when he was little, even though he was a "monster"..... mo ran thought all humans were bad but this one is not only the most beautiful person he's ever met (who reminds him of his late mom), but also very kind...!

-and uh something something about taking revenge against the emperor (ru feng) for what they did to his mom, maybe he's cursed too (something akin to the flower, that makes him try and raze everything to the ground) and wanning finds out and wants to help him since in a way mo ran helped him too!

-yadda yadda there's a lot of political intrigue and war stuff that would sound very nice if I could make it up so please insert it here to make the story cooler, in the end they save the world and each other and it's beautiful, they fuck a lot too! so good for them, good for them......

please enjoy this masterpiece, anon, you'll never read anything quite as grand as what I have just written 😌