ANNOUNCEMENT
We are happy to announce that we have observed an increase in Bob's audience in the past few days on other Bob platforms, and this sudden influx of readers has unlocked 5 more chapters in the Bob series, thus keeping Bob alive for a bit longer. Bob would be smiling right now if his face wasn't made out of facial-features-less strawberry at this particular time.
Here's a complementary cheerful celebratory picture:
For those of you wondering what we mean by "other Bob platforms," we would like to inform you that the Bob experience is currently being conducted on several platforms (social media sites), but we are keeping the audiences separate to evaluate which platforms we should keep and which ones we should get rid of. For the moment, increases in interest in one of the platforms will result in Bob's life being extended on all platforms, but eventually platforms on which Bob fails to thrive will be terminated, and audiences will be given the option to move over to more successful Bob platforms.
Rest assured that all platforms receive exactly the same content.
If Bob remains alive long enough and people's interest justifies it, we will eventually link everyone to every platform everywhere throughout the universe and in other universes, too.
Stay tuned for Chapter 4, coming up in the next few days!