#conlang jokes

[motivationless-creative]

Conlanger: Hey so i’m making this conlang and the word order is OVS, but to make adequate noun cases i’d rather the adpositions come before the noun, but i feel like that’d be kind of weird and too much like English, and postpositions are more likely so it makes sense to do those, but i’m not sure can you help me out?

Normal Person: ...

Conlanger: Thanks so the verbs are kind of a mess too and-

[sitelenjelo]

Every conlang guide online: remember that creating a script is always the last step in creating you language! Here is a smart way to go about the steps effectively.

Me, scribbling out random characters while my language only has two words and zero grammar:

[motivationless-creative]

i think being fascinated by the things you hate is a required personality trait of conlangers