#consternation hank

[song-clave]

There was a small malfunction during his revival

[madnesshyperfixation]

Multiple Hanks Headcanons 

There’s going to be a few overlapping or repeated texts to establish differences between these three murder machines, sorry if it’s annoying or bothersome but this is the way I usually write things to try and establish differences between individuals. 

General 

There are at least 3 different versions of Hank that 2B has stored away as a memory file to imprint on bodies in hell when needed. 

Best to not let these three exist in the same room together, they will rip each other apart with no mercy. 

Antipathy Hank 

The original. 

He/Him 

The most hostile of the Hanks but still able to cooperate with others. 

I kind of think Antipathy is the tallest due to gravity being fucked in Hell, meaning gravity isn’t weighing him down as much. 

Please give me a chainsaw I’m trustworthy, I promise I won’t commit horrible atrocities with it. 

Doesn’t exactly know Sanford and Deimos that well but tolerates them just fine. 

Antipathy and Consternation share a lot of traits, mainly their hobbies like guitar playing, occasional dancing, and really wanting to try out volleyball. 

Antipathy hates Consternation with a burning passion because he thinks Consternation replaced him on purpose, while in reality Consternation is having an existential crisis and thought he was still himself, whoop turns out not! 

Wants to put Tricky’s head on a pike and use it for target practice. 

Consternation Hank 

He/They 

Giant idgaf but secretly does just a little on the inside personality. 

The one that has been around Sanford and Deimos the most, doesn’t care too much about the two but treats them better than Nexus Hank to say the least. 

Does understand sarcasm. 

Meat Grinders, Blenders, even Paper Shredders, if it shreds things to ribbons this guy will love it and try to use it on a victim to see them get turned into paste. 

Rarely talks but when he does its usually something casual or mundane. 

The only one who actually tries to think and strategize a little when killing people instead of just brute forcing everything. 

Created by Tricky’s revival attempts to play with torment Hank more. 

Simultaneously scared and hates Tricky with a burning passion. 

Nexus Hank 

The biggest asshole ever Jebus Christ  

They/Them 

Cannot give a single fuck about Sanford and Deimos 

Does not understand sarcasm from others but can be sarcastic themselves. 

Doesn’t have many hobbies, if any, they don’t see the point. 

Talks the most and will make their shitty attitude everyone else's problem. 

Mmm vent cozy. 

Could care less about Sanford and Deimos, just sees them as glorified meat shields. 

Their idea of a prank is to make someone think they’ll hit them from the left side only to hit them from the right instead. (Inspired by that Nexus Hank art made by MA17_MD) 

The shortest of the three. (Cause yaknow, live action trailer) 

Created by 2BDamned after 2B figured out the situation that happened with Tricky and wanted to do it himself so he’d have some backups of Hank if he suddenly couldn’t revive either Hank, or yaknow, have more Hanks on the ground for more missions. 

This is why Nexus Hank is so tunnel visioned on missions; they were literally created to take on missions and complete them as ordered and not taking into consideration other solutions or if the mission would LITERALLY END THE WORLD. 

[eggdue]

Antipathy Hank: FUCK YOU!

Consternation Hank: FUCK YOU TOO!

AP!Hank: FUCK YOOOU!

CN!Hank: FUCK YOOOOOOU!!!

Tricky: YO, YO, YO! WADDU-

AP!Hank & CN!Hank: FUCK YOU! CLOWN!

they punch him at the same time.

AP!Hank:(scratching his head) anywho, what were we doing?

CN!Hank: yelling at each other.

AP!Hank: oh yeah! thanks.

CN!Hank: no problem.

AP!Hank: FUCK YOOOOOU!

CN!Hank: FUUUCKKKKK YOOO-