2 posts one day?? AHHH.I was in the zone writing this.Bc my crotch goblin is finally asleep
Notices immediately. Says nothing. Internally combusting.
You walk into the Batcave one night in a loose tank top. No bra. Bruce glances up from his computer⦠and then freezes.
Eyes flicker back to the screen. Then back to you.
āYouāre⦠comfortable, I see.ā
He swallows, voice rough:
Five minutes later, youāre on his lap and the cowlās off. You did not finish that movie.
Fully loses his mind. Respectfully.
Dickās brain short-circuits the first time you hop onto the couch in a crop top, no bra, totally unbothered.
He tries so hard to keep eye contact.
āBabe. Iām trying to focus. I swear.ā
You: āYouāve been staring at my chest for ten minutes.ā
āBecause itās RIGHT THERE. And amazing. And Iām just a guy-ā
He gets adorably clingy after that. Arms constantly around you, face in your chest.
āThis is a safe space. For both of us.ā
Thinks itās the hottest thing youāve ever done, even if itās not on purpose.
You walk out of the shower in a big shirt and nothing underneath.
Jason literally chokes on his coffee.
āYou tryna kill me, sweetheart?ā
You laugh and shrug. āBras suck.ā
āNah, donāt stop on my account. Free the girls. Live your truth.ā
Next thing you know, heās behind you in the kitchen, hands āaccidentallyā grazing every time he reaches past you.
Heās definitely the one who says,
āYouāre not wearing a bra? Thatās crazy. We should celebrate.ā
Youāre working in the same room. Heās coding. Youāre lounging. Braless.
It takes 3 minutes for him to forget how to spell his own name.
āDid you just delete your own code?ā
āI-yes. Maybe. I donāt know whatās happening anymore.ā
You teasingly stretch. He nearly drops his laptop.
Later, when you ask why heās so red, he mutters:
āI support your comfort and liberation. But Iām so unwell right now.ā
Judgy at first. Then realizes heās obsessed.
You mention you donāt like wearing bras.
āTt. They exist for support. Do you want back pain?ā
You: āNo, I want freedom.ā
He shuts up real quick when you demonstrate.
His brain slows to 0.2 fps the second he sees you move naturally around him.
He adjusts his collar. A lot.
āYou may do what you wish. It is⦠aesthetically pleasing.ā
He gets insanely protective when you go out like that. Glares at anyone who stares too long.
āThey are not allowed to appreciate what is mine.ā