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[SMS: Sunday, March 2, 2014 at 1:55:51 PM GMT]: Molly. I'm outside. I brought cake. Mind letting me? I need somewhere to stay. SH

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[msg sent:1400] Did you lock yourself out of the flat?

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[ ｎｅｗ ｃｏｍｐｏｓｅ ;; ｍ． ｈｏｏｐｅｒ ] ɪᴛ's ᴅɪғғɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴍᴀᴅ.

NEW COMPOSE: Sherlock Holmes

[msg sent] Generally just avoid insulting them. You offend people, they tend to get mad - and in John’s case, violent 

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[ ｎｅｗ ｃｏｍｐｏｓｅ ;; ｍ． ｈｏｏｐｅｒ ] ᴍʏ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴜɴᴀғғᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ. ᴀs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴅɪɢɴɪᴛʏ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴ ɪs ᴜɴɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀʏ.

NEW COMPOSE: Sherlock Holmes

[msg sent] Tough. You’ve already got it. But little hint - don’t say things that make people want to punch you. It’ll make your life much easier

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[ ｎｅｗ ｃｏｍｐｏｓｅ ;; ｍ． ｈｏｏｐｅｒ ] ʜᴍ. ɴᴏ. ʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴛ ᴍᴇ. ɪ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sᴘᴜʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴ. ɪ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴀɪᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ.

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[msg sent] You often do say ridiculous things to be fair. [msg sent] Are you okay? It’s just your pride that’s wounded right?

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[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you.

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[msg sent] Did you piss off John again? [msg sent] Or was it Greg this time?

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I have on e nippppl e up mo re thannmy other! -SH

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[msg sent] Sorry? [msg sent] Are you having a spasm?

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Molly/Moriarty - Part of the Plan

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[Either way, I'm going to make you scream my name by the end of the night. SH]

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[msg sent] Sherlock! [msg sent] I’m going to assume this was meant for someone else [msg sent] Unless this is just a little experiment of yours. In which case, please stop texting me, I have to work [msg sent] Although we had an interesting one come in about half an hour ago, you might want to have a look