#contextifying asks

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shampoo, sapphos, roses for the ask game:)

YES THANK YOU, SEE , THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

Ok so,

Shampoo- I love a lot of scents, I love an overall subtly floral and earthy scents and uhh...blueberry?

Sapphos- I'm not super into Poetry but I love William Wordsworth and Rabindranath Tagore

Roses- Coincidentally, I do love white roses and forget me nots<3

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Doot Doot

tood tood

(How the fuck did you actually manage to do this anon, I bow down to your greatness, maybe someday i can reach the heights you so graciously left for us to climb to)

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WHO ARE YOU

hehheheheheheheh

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📦 guess who...

does this count as a top-secret comment Miss @top-secret-replier ?!

(please tell me that you otherwise I've just made a fool of myself)

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What do you know of Larry's murder? (Seems like he fell off the roof, pal.)

Got any trace of foul play? (I don't ask questions. I just sweep.)

What did you find inside of the body? (Here's my autopsy report.)

Have you a bead on any lead, 'cause I need it today!

Actually a piece of evidence was stolen!

Stolen?

Yeah our Blue Badger security camera.

Up on the roof we had it stationed! (And this... badger was a witness?)

Filming the world through cold dead eyes! (So the murderer removed it)

*Unitelligable ooghs*

Uh, translation? (Beats me pal. He keeps saying that.)

I think a view up on the roof could undo a few lies!

Get off my roof, you spike-haired nimrod! (Hey, Ms. Oldbag! You work here?)

Find someone else to go impugn! (Look, my friend's on trial for murder...)

Take it from me, that girl is a killer! (Have you even MET her?)

The push and the fall, I saw it all in the light of the moon!

I have to go... But Maya's innocent, you'll see!

Stay off my roof, whippershapper!

am I so dumb that I do not understand such great intellect?

Save me oh save me!!

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soft asks list; daydreams, cream, roses

Thank you Anon!

Daydreams - Tough question, there are a lot of things I want to be, but no one person perfectly encapsulates all of it. Financially comfortable, living in a liberal environment and look like my ideal self with all my talents honed.

Cream- Mango! or Blackcurrent!

Roses- White roses and forget me nots!

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hi! was wondering how you take posts out of context? :>

oh! an ask after such a long time! yay!

well it's not exactly literally taking posts out of context, it's more of like,

"How can I take an element(s) of this post and put it together in such a way that it will be the funniest thing I can think of right now?" and bonus being if you read that specific comment and nothing else, you will have no idea what it means.

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I like your Text Banner

thanks ! I actually thought of it on a whim haha