A continuation of the detective hero and thief villain from here. I could've sworn someone sent me an ask for a continuation but now I can't find it. So... thanks whoever you were for the continuation request! I do like these two quite a bit.
The hero waited until the villain's hand was in the safe before they flicked on the gas lamp.
The villain leapt a truly impressive height into the air, spinning around with dagger out and eyes wild, before they saw who it was. "Ugh!" They dropped their fighting stance, clutched their chest dramatically. "You and your theatrics. I almost just killed you."
"You didn't leave me much choice," the hero said, turning the little brass knob next to their wing chair all the way up. It was still pitifully dark and the villain, as always, gravitated to shadows. Did they look thinner? Their color wan? "You've been so hard to find. So busy."
The villain held up their hands in surrender with a toothy smile. Nudged the safe door shut with their elbow. "You know what they say about idle hands, love."
The hero did not smile back. "Not been going after your usual trophies either. What was it you said to me at Halston's that one time? Stacks of paper lack romance?"
The villain laughed, high and forced. "Ah yes, that evening when I had to explain the concept of beauty to you, you poor, overly logical thing."
"Then why you gone from lifting jewels to stealing the tawdry love letters of politicians?" The hero folded their hands across their lap. "And why are you feeding them to [Master Criminal]?"
The villain's mouth snapped shut and they stood went perfectly still for a count of five. "Who?" they said faintly.
"Oh dear. That was embarrassing to witness." The hero stood. The villain, for all their advantage in size and weapons, stepped back. "The light was a signal. The inspectors are on their way from next door, including some old friends of yours. Tell me everything about [Master Criminal] now, and you'll have just enough time to escape."
But the villain had no pithy rejoiner, no easy jest. Eyes dark and flat, they slowly wagged their head no.
"That bad?" the hero asked quietly.
The villain sighed. "I suppose it was too much to hope for, that you'd somehow miss that name."
"How could I miss it? It's like a giant hole has opened in the middle of a dark street. I can't see the hole but I can see the people disappearing from view as they fall." The hero took a step sideways, trying to read the villain's face in the shadows. "And when I see you suddenly doing work I know you find aesthically if not morally repugnant, it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to realize something is wrong."
"Do you remember the matter of the Viscount's Diadem?" the villain interrupted.
The hero glanced down at their watch. "Yes. I told you you were wasting your time. Speaking of which..."
"You told me to walk away. And you were right." The villain spread their gloved hands. "Now I am returning the favor. Walk. Away."
The hero couldn't help the snort that escaped them. The villain narrowed their eyes. The knife was suddenly back in those long fingers, silver against black leather. "Oh love," they said in a terrible voice. "Don't make me show you the difference between your little garden party mysteries and real evil."
"I have some idea," the hero said quietly and took another step forward. The villain retreated back. "Some inkling of the cruelty this person's carved into the world."
"You talk of cruelty when this is the side you're on?" the villain sneered, holding the knife out as if the hero was set to attack. "After your whole 'it's all broken and I don't know how to fix it' speech?"
"It is broken," the hero agreed. "But I don't think your new master is out to fix it, is she?"
The thief sputtered with anger. "She is not... not my..."
"She has a nasty reputation. Does terrible things to people who cross her." The hero took another step. The thief retreated - and startled as their heels hit the wall. "What has she done to you?"
This time it was the hero who broke the rules. Who got too close, who reached out too far, who brushed fingertips against that inch of exposed skin across the wrist.
The villain pounced. Once again the hero was spun around, this time pinned against the bookshelves with blade to their throat.
"Last warning," the villain snarled. "Before I kill you myself."
Down below there was the crash of the door flying open, bodies pouring through with angry shouts. The hero felt their own heart beat high and fast.
"You wont," they whispered. "You're not a killer, you're not a blackmailer, and you don't belong with her! What has she done to make you do this?"
"Maybe I want to burn it all down!" the villain shouted, breath hot over the hero's face. "I don't know why I thought you'd understand when you take money from fat corrupt old men desperate to hide their lies-"
"Damn it, I don't care about Davill and his stupid affairs!" the hero cried back. "I care about you!"
The villain blinked.
The shouts were growing closer, footsteps rampaging up the stairs.
"Please," the hero whispered. "Please, let me help."
The thief closed their eyes. Dropped the blade. "She threatened to destroy the person I loved," they said hollowly.
"Oh," the hero said, feeling their heart.... well never mind their heart now. They shoved their feelings into a box . "All right. Who is it? I can get them protection, hide them. All I have is at your disposal..."
The villain's eyes snapped open. For a moment they simply stared. "My god. You're an idiot," they said in their normal voice and then... Then their lips crashed into hero's and...
Kissing. They were kissing.
The hero let out a muffled squawk of surprise. Yes, it was definitely a squawk and not a moan as the kiss deepened, as the villain pressed up against them so desperately that the hero thought the two of them might just ignite every gas pipe in the room -
The door slammed open. The villain grabbed the hero by the shoulders and flung them with pinpoint accuracy straight into the inspectors' path. They all went down in a heap of bodies - except the villain, who darted straight out through the third story window as easy as walking through an open church door.
"Damn it!" The lead inspector yanked loose, none too gently. "You sent us to the wrong house! Now they've gotten away again!"
"Did I? Terribly sorry," the hero gasped. They scrambled ungracefully up, patting their clothes into an order that certainly did not reflect the untidy wheeling of their mind. The hero gave their head a shake and pulled themselves together. "Well! No matter, ladies and gentlemen. The thief did not get away with Minister Davill's papers. And I have the information I came for."
"What information?" asked an inspector obligingly.
The hero gave them a champagne-drunk smile. "Their weakness," they said and walked out.
On the stairs they started to run. They had to get home. They had planning to do.














