Prof McNeill’s Ace Joke Preserved for Posterity
An evening flight departs Helsinki on a return trip headed back to Warsaw. While in flight, the Captain entertains the passengers with a bit of verbal acknowledgement of surrounding sites and geographic phenomena.
Pilot: "Attention passengers, if you look out your port window, you'll notice a stunning view of the Gulf of Riga."
All the passengers move over to view the beautiful water scene, some taking pictures and some just smiling, enjoying the scenery.
A few moments later, the Captain again speaks over the intercom, "Attention passengers, if you look off the starboard side, in the distance you should be able to see the island of Gotland, and a particularly beautiful sunset."
All the passengers move to view the beautiful sunset, and immediately the plane crashes, killing everyone on board.
Why did the plane crash?
All the Poles were on the right side of the plane.
...no one understood this joke when i told it... but i love it so much! need more controlzzz friends!