Jun 12
Opening Night alternative episode titles
Whiplash
Rancidness at Obrimus
Companionship Penmanship
Woo!
A Dream Realized
The Doorstep of Obrimus Manor
Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game (Sundered Houses Version)
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from Japan
seen from Australia
seen from Singapore
seen from Argentina
seen from Indonesia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Poland
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Italy
seen from Argentina
Opening Night alternative episode titles
Whiplash
Rancidness at Obrimus
Companionship Penmanship
Woo!
A Dream Realized
The Doorstep of Obrimus Manor
Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game (Sundered Houses Version)
Soldiers, Seekers, and Schemers catch up time = Brennan's almond time
Complicated Questions alternative episode titles
D&D: Packed Sardines Edition
The Lists
Do It For Story Reasons
Recording In Progress
Tit For Tat Questionnaire
Chasing Shadows alternative episode titles
Falsehood Truth Through Fiction
The Woods are Deep, We Had to Cut a Path
A King's Seed
Tag Teams
Places, Everyone!
council of heroes—favorite quotes, no context
(wick) do you think they can hear us in here? (tyranny) oh my god, stop farting. (wick) that's my breath.
(kattigan) well, even if she not our professor, academics keep a small circle. all those nerds stick together.
(brennan) on a nat 20, which is, i can only say for you at home, don't ask for rolls if you're not prepared.
(tyranny) i'd like to know more about the noodle place in the eternal night that was mentioned. can we do that next?
(king augustus valian) i've got some notes.
(murray) see you then. it's a date.
(sir tonweld kerzingblad) oh! i am still the second best drinker at castle torch.
(aabria) can i do a little insight check? i just wanna see if this is a familial trait or she’s projecting a little bit. i like this energy.
(brennan) this is your first time meeting maya davinos: she'll kill you. she'll kill you.
(maya davinos) as you cut them down, do you imagine it will bring my husband back? (julien) if i don't do it fast enough, maybe they'll do it. is that what you want?
(lady ingrid einfasen) i have met, i feel actually, of people that i have gotten to know, i have really gotten to know ethrand tachonis. i don't think there's any more getting to know him that i need to do.
(lady ingrid) i am of the house of the western wind and i can see where the wind is blowing.
(thaisha) in a world where you've met ethrand and you think julien is a better option, i need you to meet more people.
(lady ingrid) well, how many minutes is more than a few? (thaisha) greater than 12. (lady ingrid) no, i don't think we got 12, but is been like three to five like a dozen times. (thaisha) yeah, he's solid in the three to five, i get that. anyone's great in three to five. (lady ingrid) not ethrand tachonis.
(lady ingrid) i wield the might of giants, i can fix him!
(dr. amry talter) the totality is very safe. we have—oh, god, we're partially funded by the tachonis. i'm putting that together right now. oh, that's awful. oh god. they're everywhere. okay, okay. oh! i'm not going back to safety. i'm going back to more problems. oh no.
(brennan) not for the first time in his life, occtis tachonis lets a woman with a crush on him walk out of the room.
(sam) i like how brennan just told himself.
(brennan) guys, you've had the longest break from the table and we're shitting the bed coming back in.
(johannes) apple pie with no apples?! rethink it!
(wick) i'm sort of convinced. maybe they do have a good point. i'm kidding, of course they don't. they're evil.
(taliesin) you think you're no longer at a table with ashley and then you're at a table with ashley.
(brennan) it feels like when a land mass breaks apart and different species evolved differently. except for genres.
(murray) hi, kattigan. (kattigan) oh, hey. (murray) i see delivered me a nice tall glass of water today.
(sam) she has a couple of really big visions.
(murray) okay, what am i looking at here? (teor) now, i don't want to assume anything, but they look like runes.
(taliesin/bolaire) i assume it's just a steven universe episode happening in this one. (sam/wick) it's mostly pizza pockets.
(wick) we have to figure out something that we know that they don't know. how about this? bellows fever, have you ever heard of that? aha! you never heard of that, did you? (murray) you're talking about like the pretty common flu that can go around, right? (azune) which strain?
(wick) if you read that, the brother will come back, and then we'll have even more people to talk to.
(wick) i just wanted you to know that we know things, too. it not just you that knows, we know. (murray) i'll make sure to get you a gold star next time i'm in my office, alright?. (tyranny) he would love that. (wick) i would, actually.
(lady ingrid) you want me to drink from this leather bag?
(lady ingrid) some things about me: i am very skilled at embroidery.
(hannan) i'm sure we have much in common. life is long. (vaelus) life is very long.
(brennan) those tiny kindnesses become extra painful when something so profound cannot connect.
(thaisha) i feel like that one has a subtle implication of de-ass yourself from where you are right now and get to dol-rungja. (occtis) i mena, maybe just make the case that you're dumb and you didn't notice. (thaisha) the julien defense.
(aabria) i'll marry her. (ashley) i'll keep her safe.
(thaisha) damn it. what's pass without a trace when a nosy old man can just hear you?
(niveda) sorry, you think that's my outside voice? my boy, my outside voice would knock you on your ass.
(marisha/murray) let's read it a fourth time!
(thimble) do you know bogrey? (murray) no, who's bogrey? (wick) huh. we know something you don't.
(tyranny) everyone, wicander has something to share with the new people, and you better be nice to him about it, okay? cause he just learned this, and he wasn't hiding it from you, but it feels significant. go ahead. (wick) thank you, tyranny. just really briefly, the photarch has been distilling celestial blood from a trapped and tortured angel in my basement for decades. and also, the celestial blood of the angel has been tattooed on my face and inserted into my body. (tyranny) now be nice!
(wick) keep it down, kattigan! (kattigan) my lower back hurts when i sit for too long.
teor: my mane is better than yours.
cyd: no. my mane is better.
thimble: sorry, cyd. teor's is better.
julien: if either of you used conditioner, your manes could maybe be half as good as my hair.
occtis: *could not give less of a shit*
Council of Heroes alternative episode titles
SHE'LL KILL YOU
Blind to Love (Accidentally)
Blind to Love (Purposefully)
How 'bout them apples?
The Convergence (of Genres)
You Know Nothing, Wicander Halovar
Info Dump, with a side of Info Dump, followed up with a dessert of Info Dump (GASP!)