#conversoceans

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snatchsteal replied to your post: i’m compiling a list of words that okc...

what awful force drove you to okcupid in the first place

morbid curiosity

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mizpollard replied to your post:Happy 494th anniversary of the opening of the Diet...

Have you been castrated and drowned in the Volga???

not recently, but the night is still young!

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lady-z13 replied to your photo:THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (it’s still three...

ALSO welcome to the 25 club! your walking stick will be arriving in the mail shortly (but if you pull out the top its a sword in there so it’s pretty cool)

that's TWICE as many ways to chase the young'uns off my lawn!

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jiggit replied to your post: jiggit replied to your post: jiggit re...

and don’t feel bad when it inevitably happens. it happens to e v e r y o n e.

it's like a rite of passage

the worst part is that i realized it, and then i was like "no that's so dumb that can't be it"

and i had to CHECK

and then i was MORE ANGRY that it was SO DUMB

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jiggit replied to your post: jiggit replied to your post: i wonder ...

it’s ALSO been about 10 years for me and the length of time just MAKES IT WORSE/BETTER god

GOD I KNOW

i feel like i should start warning people when i rec the series

"listen, at fairly regular intervals during the rest of your entire life you're going to realize about stupid puns from these books and get REALLY ANGRY ABOUT IT. just accept this now"

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jiggit replied to your post: i wonder though like if you’re a write...

pterry is the worst because most people settle for the instant gratification of the groan BUT NO. HE PLAYS THE LONG GAME.

i'm just

FURIOUS

but also in AWE

we can only aspire to the levels of punnitude this man has achieved

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starkravingchristian replied to your post: apparently i have to upload a picture ...

honestly I’m not surprised by your costume dilemma. I’m expecting you pick a roller derby option.

i ended up going with the christmas hat option, because at least i look cute in it

roller derby was tempting but it involves me wearing a helmet and no glasses so they're p useless for actual identification purposes, 'cause i don't look like that most of the time

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conquerorwurm replied to your post: listen i love her so much

Powerful death grandma <3 <3

making tea and giving advice and mothering people and COMMUNING WITH VAST AND POWERFUL FORCES BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION