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“it’s jewelry captain, not a leash that says ‘property of ywz’” YWZ hums pensively to himself and Blue Rain is like: Ah thank god, we've got through to him, all is well, the child will not be traumatised today! WRONG YWZ literally just buys a leash that says property of YWZ and is like: Is this better? Blue Rain:....No...this is not better captain...somehow you made it worse... HST: *head in hands* I *told* you not to give him ideas! *Internally* Why am i being punished?
The Blue Rain training camp are very *very* confused by all of this: Why is the captain giving us a comprehensive sex ed talk? Oh he has a laser pointer....oh and note cards okay...hm...Oh the vice captain looks like he's about to spontaneously combust, well this day is weird enough: "Vice captain are you okay? Your face is v red. HST: *internally* fuck fuck fuck, because YWZ has now looked over, noticed, tilted his head to the side and smiled. Blue Rain: Okay...our lives
cont: are about to get much worse. YWZ: *internally* something new torment HST with! Excellent! as he continues lecturing but now he's just got his eyes fixed on HST throughout the whole thing and he's just enjoying watching his vice captain squirm.
team blue rain: *starts crying*
hst: *whispering, for once* “not now, boner”
in all seriousness i do love the idea that yu wenzhou’s version of trolling people is to be overly literal. kind of like during the jenga game where he listens to hst trash talking and is like, ‘oh so i don’t even have to play in the match? you’ve got this??” then he just sits there serenely and watches the fallout. (with the added bonus that watching hst squirm is basically his favorite hobby)
on a not so serious note, his real goal is to hear “captain please” but not from the rest of the team. he wants to hear huang shaotian say it. and as we know, yu wenzhou always gets what he wants in the end
