PISCES: So what do we do now??
LIBRA: This was your idea, you solve it!
PISCES: No way, I only come up with the ideas!
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PISCES: So what do we do now??
LIBRA: This was your idea, you solve it!
PISCES: No way, I only come up with the ideas!
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
VIRGO: You can't do that!!
LEO: Can't it's not in my vocabulary
VIRGO: How about dead?? Look please don't, it's dangerous!
LEO: Two more words not in my vocabulary
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
*after doing something very, very bad*
SCORPIO: Well, they saw the notice in the paper...
TAURUS: Why'd you let them see the paper??
SCORPIO: What was I suppose to do?? Eat it??
TAURUS: ...
SCORPIO: ...hell no.
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
ARIES: Hey, I need to hear some advice
AQUARIUS: You're asking me for some advice?!
ARIES: I'm not going to take it! I just want to hear it!
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FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
GEMINI: *holds out hand to Virgo*
VIRGO: *holds Gemini's hand*
GEMINI: I mean I wanted a high-five but this is ok.
Holaaa!! Podrías hacer una conversación entre una acuario y un picis!!! Que sea romantico, graciaaas
PISCIS: Hoy me estaba quedando dormido a media clase jaja fue horrib~...
ACUARIO: ...
PISCIS: Oye... ¿está todo bien?
ACUARIO: Lo siento, no se porqué no puedo dejar de pensar en algo...
PISCIS: Descuida, sé que tiendes a sobre analizar todo. Pero hey, dime qué te atormenta, tal vez pueda ayudar.
ACUARIO: Gracias *sonríe* ¿Porqué sigues conmigo a pesar de estos malos ratos?
PISCIS: Acuario...*la toma de la mano* Estoy contigo porque aún con nuestros malos ratos, sigues siendo lo mejor que me ha pasado.
*Se miran fijamente y ambos sonríen*
Conversación entre mejores amigos piscis (m) y capricornio (h) plis ❤
*Ambos van caminando*
PISCIS: Creo que soy un poco extraña...
CAPRICORNIO: ¿Solo un poco?
PISCIS: Bien, MUY extraña. Como sea. *luce deprimida y se detiene*
CAPRICORNIO: *se detiene de golpe y suspira*
CAPRICORNIO: *se da la vuelta y sujeta a piscis del rostro* Y ser extraña es lo que te hace jodidamente especial, Piscis. Te hace única e irrepetible
PISCIS: *sorprendida* *sonríe ligeramente* Lo dices solo porque eres mi mejor amigo y quieres que me sienta mejor.
CAPRICORNIO: *se ríe* Já! ¿Cuándo me haz escuchado decir algo para que alguien se sienta mejor?
PISCIS: ...
CAPRICORNIO: Pero sí, eres mi mejor amiga y sí, no disfruto de verte mal.
PISCIS: jaja quien más te soportaría después de todo?
*Ambos se ríen y siguen caminando*
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
TAURUS: You're really cute when you're sleepy
PISCES: Try saying that while I'm awake
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SINGS
LEO: Hey, are u free today?
SAGITTARIUS: I'm in. Where is the party?
LEO: Not because I know HOW TO HAVE FUN means that I always propose you to go to a party. We can go to the movies, to the theater, to walk around ...
SAGITTARIUS: Oh...you're right. What's the plan?
LEO: I mean yeah, it's a party, but it's not always like that...
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SIGNS
CAPRICORN: I want pizza
SCORPIO: And I want you
CAPRICORN: ...
SCORPIO: To be by my side
CAPRICORN: Cool.
CAPRICORN: I really want pizza right now.
FAKE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE SIGNS
AQUARIUS: “Why do I get the feeling that you’re about to tell me something I really don’t want to hear?”
ARIES: “....Experience?”
A small description for your sign based on ancient mythology
This is gonna be based on your sun sign (the zodiac based only on your birth date). Our sun sign is our spirit, our true self besides all the other signs that each one of us has on their own natal chart. Our sun sign is our physical body.
Aries:
They are carefree and have a pure heart, even if they seem as the most aggressive sign alongside with the other fire signs. They have a soft side only for their loved ones. Treat them like shit or betray them and it will hurt them so deeply, making their bright childish persona disappear but they will make you suffer for the pain you gave them cause let’s not forget that Aries is ruled by Ares, the God of War. Passionate af and will fight for what they want (they are cardinal bitch lolol). They can be unfaithful, especially if their Venus is in Aries since God Ares was said to be Aphrodite’s lover despite her having a husband.
Taurus:
They are steady and calm people most of the times but it depends on your other placements for it to be true. People that don’t like changes that much and choose to have more of a stable routine and life. Risks may panic them at times when its especially something out of their comfort zone. They value their family and may become overprotective parents, they love luxury and aesthetic taste since their ruler is Aphrodite, the Goddess of love and beauty. May have the tendency to be possessive over the people that are in their life as they are sweethearts and soft babies. Self-care is the most important for them.
Gemini:
They are the signs with the best communication skills but it always depends on how they use that skills cause they may come out as annoying too talkative puppies. Some of them may be really shy but it only takes for them to show their nature as they get to know you more and trust you. Practical minds and can be geniuses with the strategy their mind can build and all this cause they are ruled by Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom and Military Victory. Geminis tend to be over-thinkers and come out as double-faced when they are not even. It’s in their nature to be great diplomats and go with the flow as they are really adaptable.
Cancer:
They always come off as the mothers of the zodiac circle, as their nurturant nature was inherited by their ruler Artemis, the Goddess of Wilderness and Virginity. They seem as really defensive and closed people but if you get inside their heart, you will receive so much love from them. Sex is something more than just a physical act for them, its more of an emotional peak as if every time has the importance of their first time. Emotional sponges as they are ruled by mother moon and are blessed with healing abilities. Not so social butterflies as they prefer staying more at home with the presence of their loved ones instead of outdoors. Insecure babies that seek for attention and deserve it so much.
Leo:
They are the charming, entertaining sunshines of this zodiac circle as they are ruled by Apollo, the God of Sun and the Light. Apollo is known as the twin brother of Artemis that’s why Leo and Cancer can get along lovely even if they are not astrologically compatible. Leos are always characterized as really confident people to the point where their self-loving is crossing the line of narcissism. They are the soul of the party but they can be more selfish with emotions as entertainment is what they seek for. Don’t like getting attached with someone easily. Can become easily a bitch towards you if you get on their wrong side or hurt their loved ones.
Virgo:
They are quite straightforward about their thoughts where their opinions will come off as too judgementful and hurtful. They look harsh from the first impression they will give you but they are the people that hide their inner beauty, they love simple things, nature is their mother and their most wanted place at hard times as they are ruled by Demeter, the Godness of Agriculture and Grain. Value ‘down to earth’ people that work hard for what they want and try with the most impossible ways to achieve it. Admiring someone will get them close to that person even if they won’t admit they do admire them. Virgos appreciate honest and bold people like them to show their caring nature even more.
Libra:
They are so delighting, people who you will hardly ever see moody or sad. But that don’t mean that they don’t feel sadness, they just don’t like to show it to the outer world, wearing a mask that always shows joy and cheerfulness. There is the risk that they will get lost inside this mask though, pretending something they are actually not. Love is too important for them, needing and seeking for it along the road of their lives as their ruler is Hera, the Goddess of Marriage and birth and the planet that rules them is Venus. Hera was known as a jealous wife, Libra’s are not the jealous type but they do at times feel distrust towards their partner. Finding their other half is what they want deep down and have at the back of their minds.
Scorpio:
Scorpios certainly are weird people and you can take it from both ways. One day you will see them all savage and funny, making you die from laughter and then the next day you will see an emo kid that is even dangerous to get close to. Everyone knows sex is all about them, as their ruler is Kali, the Goddess of Death and Sexuality. Scorpios are attracted to the different, people that like dark subjects above everything. They will always have a point in their life where a big transformation will happen internally for them, either towards the best or the worst. They are closed and really secretive but if you become their true friend, they will protect you for life and love you more than anything even if they won’t show it so oftenly. They love getting their partners jealous and possessive over them as it gives them the attention, they are trying to achieve.
Sagittarius:
They surely are not what they seem to you as an outsider. Giving the first impression that nothing ever bothers them and that joking around is what they only do. They have a childish aura and behavior when being with people they are close to, as ‘living the moment’ is something they wanna achieve when being with their friends. Internally though, Sagittariuses are really wise, impressing you with the developed opinions and views they have for a variety of subjects and ofc that comes from their ruler Zeus, the King of Gods and the God of Thunder and the sky. Zeus was an unfaithful husband and Sagittarius are well-known for being the kings of one night stands but besides this drawback Zeus was a great leader with great wisdom and strategy and so are Sagittarius. They don’t like responsibilities but when being at the edge they are the first ones to act.
Capricorn:
They are somewhat narrow-minded and stubborn like Taurus about their beliefs and opinions. They represent both the light and the dark as they are closed people that get hurt easily and keep everything inside them, believing that their thoughts and emotions are abnormal. They love nature though and will get inspired and motivated from it but as I said they represent the dark as well, being the ovethinkers they are. They are ruled by Persephone, the Goddess of Harvest and the Underworld as she was married to Hades, the God of the underworld, becoming the queen. Capricorns can be characterized as lost souls, people that try to find their true purpose in life and fight whatever comes against them. They need peace and harmony to be truly happy.
Aquarius:
Rebellious, the first word that comes to my head about them as they are ruled by Prometheus, the God of Forethought and Mankind. They are open-minded and have a special priority for their needs and freedom. Don’t like to be ordered around as they wanna be their own boss. Their abilities and the chaos that takes over their mind is cause of the planet that rules them, Uranus. They like to be the change in this world, not following everyone’s lead when it’s not in their ideals. Free-spirits but they like not to be alone on this road. They want a person that will have the same dreams as them and will encourage and motivate them even more. That’s why they say Aquarius are more of loners than being in a serious relationship as they can be too picky in their tastes.
Pisces:
They are the daydreamers, the people that will build up a world where it will be in their tastes of the world they want and not the one they live in as they are not satisfied at all. Pisces are not considered as the over-thinkers but more like the kid you would see getting easily distracted and staring at the total blank, while you will believe they are freezed, you really don’t want to know which of the numerous stories are taking place inside that mind. They are ruled by Ishtar, the Goddess of Fertility and Universal love as Pisces dream of a beautiful world where love and only love takes place. They are generous with their emotions if they get obsessive over you, even if that person wont actually deserve it, Pisces tend to give their love to people that frustrates their heart.
The Signs as MET Gala 2019 Looks that Really Disappointed Me
This is not the ‘camp’ you are looking for….
Aries: Rami Malek in Saint Laurent
Rami, you played Freddie Mercury, and this is all you could come up with?!
Taurus: Julianne Moore in Valentino
Super cute, where is the camp, tho???
Gemini: Mary Kate and Ashley Olson in Chanel
Double disappointment…
Cancer: Gwyneth Paltrow in Chloe
Sure, it’s boring, but it’s incredibly boring in this camp.
Leo: Karlie Kloss in Gucci x Dapper Dan
Karlie Kloss wears more campy outfits to sleep.
Virgo: Gal Gadot in Givenchy
This one is a wonder, woman. Pretty, pretty boring.
Libra: Ru Paul Charles in Zaldy Goco
Really queen?! Black drag queens created camp (just like Lena Waithe told us). This ain’t it.
Scorpio: Taron Egerton in Salvatore Ferragamo
Much like Rami Malek, you played Elton John, Taron! The campy style genius! Yawn.
Sagittarius: Charli XCX in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture
Jean Paul Gaultier is known for his outlandish designs that would’ve worked perfectly for this theme. Why’d you wear his drapes, Charli?
Capricorn: Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton
Oh, look. A sparkly jumpsuit. Cool…
Aquarius: Kristen Stewart in Chanel
She started off strong with the hair. Kristen must’ve gotten ready with Emma Stone.
Pisces: Solange Knowles in Salvatore Ferragamo
Solange, you styled the house down last year, time and time again. At least drape a snake on your shoulders if you’re going to wear this to a camp theme…
Stars & Stars X Carlo Rocchi