#convivialchameleon

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T)(e empress )(as to up)(old )(er duties as w)(ale…

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here iit ii2 the 2ong youve all been waitiing for.

congratulatiion2 we diid iit. 

we cliimbed that mountain and diid a 2iick piirouette off the handle of my priide.

lyriic2 beelow the cut. cover art by candyGroove​.

Sollux - Aradia - Feferi - E̲r̲i̲d̲a̲n̲

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iif ii wa2 your mate2priit iid never let you go we dont need no 2pace 2hiit two make that body glow loo2en up your bra2 girl2 and get up on the flow boondollar2 iin my claw2 that iid really liike two blow

2wag, 2wag, 2wag on you

headcanon bout my diick? lemme tell you that iit2 true do a double take, yeah, baby ii got two that mean2 one of them for FF and one of them for you

(2wag)

id like t0 be everything y0u want

)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go

iid never let you go

tell me bout your feeling2 2itting on a pile 2oon iill get you 2quealing and make iit worth your whiile yeah, ii dont mean to boa2t but feferii liike2 the view AA ha2 been a gho2t once but now 2hell be my boo

m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲, m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲! g̲o̲d̲ i̲ w̲w̲a̲n̲t̲ a̲ m̲a̲t̲e̲s̲p̲r̲i̲t̲!

eriidan, what the fuck are you doiing here?

i̲ j̲u̲s̲t̲ n̲e̲e̲d̲ t̲o̲ b̲e̲ L̲O̲V̲V̲E̲D̲

you piiece of 2hiit get out of my 2ong!

y̲o̲u̲ s̲a̲i̲d̲ t̲h̲o̲n̲g̲

(2waggiie)

id like t0 be everything y0u want

)(-EY SOL! Let me talk to you!

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go

iid never let you go

y0u kn0w y0ure my w0rld y0u g0t all i need s0l spend a week 0n the sun, ill be calling y0u my matesprit

If I was your girl, I'd never leave you, Sol! I just want to LOV-E and treat you RIGHT!

iif ii wa2 your mate2priit, iid never let you go yeah iid get the biitche2, hiighe2t blood two low (highest bl00d t0 l0w) cyberiing on trollian, puttiing on a 2how iif ii wa2 your mate2prit, iid never let you go iid never let you go

na na na na na na na na na

iif ii wa2 your mate2prit

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nothing makes this wound sting any less

but singing about it was pretty cathartic

lyrics / og

[aradia:]

n0w and then i think 0f when we were t0gether

wh0 w0uld have kn0wn that i w0uld be the first t0 die

t0ld myself that he w0uld stay with me

he said im n0t the girl i used t0 be

but that was l0ve and its an ache i still remember

ive bec0me addicted t0 a certain kind 0f sadness

my resignati0n t0 the end always the end

when he f0und that we c0uld n0t make sense

he f0und s0lace in an0ther friend

n0w im al0ne and i cann0t believe its 0ver

[Feferi:]

But you didn’t )(ave to cut us off!

We’ll make out like it never )(appened and t)(at you were not)(ing

And )(e doesn’t even need your love,

You mig)(t wis)( we were strangers but I say toug)( luck!

No you didn’t )(ave to stoop so low!

)(ave your friends collect your medals and t)(en quit your flarping

I guess t)(at you don’t need t)(em t)(oug)(,

Now you’re just somebody t)(at )(e used to know!

Now you’re just somebody t)(at )(e used to know!

Now and t)(en i t)(ink of )(ow we s)(ared a lover

Part of me believing t)(at you were already gone.

But Sollux was t)(e perfect fit,

EXCIT—ED to be my matesprit!!

I t)(oug)(t t)(at )(e would let you go

Didn’t realize you were more t)(an just  somebody t)(at )(e US–ED TO KNOW!!

[aradia:]

but y0u didnt have t0 cut me 0ff

make 0ut like it never happened treat me like im n0thing

and i d0nt even need his l0ve

but he treats me like a stranger and i feel s0 r0ugh

n0 y0u didnt have t0 st00p s0 l0w

what makes y0u think that y0u can act like y0u are s0 much better

i guess he d0esnt need me th0ugh

n0w im just s0meb0dy that he used t0 kn0w

im s0meb0dy

()(e used to know!)

s0meb0dy

(Now you’re just somebody that )(e used to know!)

()(e used to know!)

(That )(e used to know!)

()(e used to know!)

im s0meb0dy        

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all because of her crush on that jade human her poor lowblood though sollux or somefin tried to warn her waterever its a win either way for me lyrics under the cut btw wrote em myshellf

Jade:

thank you for saving me!

what’s your name?

Feferi:

Oh glub, um, I’m Feferi!

Jade:

feferi? how cute!

well, thank you feferi!

Feferi:

Come on Fef, this is so not like you!

I mean, she was, really, pretty…

But that’s not the point!

Oh, this is a bad idea…

Meenah:

My dear, sweet Feferi, that's what I

do! It's what I live for! To help

unfortunate fishfolk like yourself.

Poor souls with no one else to turn to

I admit that in the

past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when

they called me, well, a bitch

But you'll find that nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the

light, and made a switch

True? Yeah

And I fortunately know some uncommon sense

It's a talent that I

always have possessed

And here lately, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable, lonely

and depressed (Pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain

In need

Tuna longing to be saner

Kankri wants to get the girl

And do I help them?

Yes, indeed

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad

So true

They come flocking to my kingdom

Crying, "Save me, Meenah, please!"

And I help them?

Yes, I do

Now it's happened once or twice

Someone couldn't pay the price

And I'm afraid I had to

rake 'em 'cross the coals

Yes, I've had the odd complaint

But on the whole, I've been a saint

To those poor unfortunate souls

Meenah:

Now, here's the deal: I’ll make you a

potion that’ll turn you into a human

for three days. Got that? Three days.

Now, listen. This is important: before

the sun sets on the third day, you've

got to get ol' jadey to fall in love

with ya, that is, she's gotta kiss

ya; not just any kiss, the kiss of

True Love. If she does kiss you before

the sun sets on the third day,

you'll remain human permanently!

But, if she doesn't, you turn back into

a troll and... you’ll be culled by me!

Sollux:

No, Feferi!

Meenah:

Have we got a deal?

Feferi:

If I become human, I'll never be

with my fronds or lusus again

Meenah:

That's right

But, you'll have your human. Life's

full of tough choices, innit? 

Oh! And there is one more thing! 

We haven't discussed the subject of payment!

You can't get something for nothing ya know

Feferi:

But I don't have any-

Meenah:

I'm not asking much. Just a

token, really! A trifle!

You not gonna miss it

What I want from you is... your throne

Feferi:

My throne?

Meenah:

You've got it, sweet cakes. 

I’ll be the heiress, and you’ll be human

Feferi:

But what about the wrigglers? How can I -

Meenah:

You'll have your land dwellers! 

Your human Jade! So there’s no need 

To worry about those stupid lowbloods! Ha!

The fish up there don't

like a lot of glubbin’

They think a gal who worries is a bore

Yes, on land, it's much preferred

for ladies not to say a word

about the environment, the 

homeless, or the poor?

Come on, they're not all that

impressed with conversation

True “activists” avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her

tongue who gets humans

Come on, you poor unfortunate soul

Go ahead

Make your choice

I'm a very busy woman

And I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your throne

You poor unfortunate soul

It's sad

But true

If you want to cross

the bridge, my sweet

You've got to pay the toll

Take a gulp and take a breath

And go ahead and sign the scroll

(Look here Serkets, now I've got her, y’all)

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul

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For t)(e lovely anon! T)(ank you SO MUC)( for t)(e request!! 38D

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I'm so -EXCIT-ED for t)(is one! Let me know w)(at you t)(ink! 38D T)(ank you to candyGroove for t)(e amazing lyrics! T)(ey're under t)(e cut!

I'm the strong one, I'm not nervous

I'm tougher than the clowns and their mirth is

I change mountains, I change churches

And I glow, 'cause they know what my worth is

I don't ask how, hard the work is

Got a rough indestructible surface

Diamonds and platinum, I find 'em, I flatten 'em

I take what I'm handed, I mind what's demanded, but

Along the surface

I feel berserk as a rustblood storming in on a false pretense

Along the surface

Did heiresses ever say, "Hey, I don't wanna fight the Condense?"

Along the surface

I'll be culled and worthless if I can't just be perfect

A flaw or a crack

The law 'n the lack

That breaks the heiress' pack

What breaks the heiress' pack, it's

Tension, like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa

Tension that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa, oh, oh

Give in to your Empress, your Empress' older

Give her all the heavy things you're too bold for

What good is my crown if I can't be brave?

If I cave to

Tension like a vise, vise, vise, and they won't let go, whoa

Tension like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh

Give it to your Empress, your Empress' stronger

See if I can hang on a little longer

What am I if I can't affect it all?

If I falter

Along the surface

I hide my nerves, and it worsens, I worry something is gonna hurt them

Along the surface

The ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Along the surface

I think about my purpose, can I somehow preserve this?

Trident up and composed

A slight shift flowed

You try to stop the flooding

But on and on it goes

But wait, if I could shake the crushing weight of expectations

Would that free some room up for joy

Or relaxation, or kind intention?

Instead, we measure this rising tension

Keeps growing, keep going

'Cause all we know is

Tension like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa

Tension that'll tip, tip, tip 'til you just go pop, whoa-oh-oh

Give it to Feferi, she won't hurt, and

See if she can handle every fuchsia-made burden

Watch as she buckles and bends but never breaks

No mistakes, just

Tension like a vise, vise, vise, and they won't let go, whoa

Tension like a tick, tick, tick 'til it's ready to blow, whoa, oh, oh

Give it to your Empress and never ponder

If the same tension would tear you asunder

Who am I if I don't have what it takes?

No cracks, no breaks

No mistakes, no tension

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I am so -EXCIT-ED for you all to )(ear t)(is!

Special t)(anks to @atrociouslysimple for t)(e wonderful lyrics! T)(e full lyrics will be under t)(e cut!

This was a triumph.

It makes me smile though we failed.

It’s hard to not state my satisfaction.

This Sgrub game session

We did what we must.

It’s what we could.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are D-EAD.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.

You just keep on trying till you run out of trolls.

Or the Session gets done.

Hey! You made a neat gun!

To the people who are still alive:

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Though he blasted my heart.

And krilled me.

Gam tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a sprite.

As Nep combined it hurt because I was so happy for us!

Now this endless knowledge makes a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’ve reached alpha on time.

So I’m glad. I came back.

Think of all the things we did

for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead. I’m leaving.

I think I prefer to stay a ghost.

Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Lord English?

THAT WAS A JOKE.

HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, this tea is great.

It’s so delicious and sweet.

Look at me still talking

when there’s travel to do.

When I look at the game, it makes me glad I’m not you.

I’ve bubbles to go run.

There is some work to be done

By the people who are still alive.

And believe me I’m not alive.

I’m sharking dead and not alive.

I feel FINTASTIC and I’m not alive.

While you’re playing, I’ll be not alive.

And when you win, I’ll still be not alive.

NOT ALIVE (x2)

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Sorry for t)(e sudden break everyone, but I am BACK! I )(ope you enjoy t)(is rewrite by me! Lyrics are under t)(e cut! Glub glub glub! 38D

You would not believe your fins

If ten million cuttlefish

Flit through the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they fill the open sea

And leave cuteness, guaranteed 

You'd think me rude but I would swim by with glee

I'd like to make myself believe, Alternia turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get settled upon

By thousands of cephalopods

As they tried to teach me how to hide

Three hearts above my head

Chameleons beneath my bed

The Australian Giant’s hanging by a thread (thread, thread)

I'd like to make myself believe, Alternia turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

Leave my door open just a crack

Please take me away from here

'Cause I feel like such an insomniac

Please take me away from here

Why do I tire counting lusi?

Please take me away from here

When I'm far too tired to be dreaming?

To ten million cuttlefish

I admit, you’re her favorite dish

But I need to keep her voice from getting loud (getting loud)

I'll know where several hide

If my lusus gets real deprived

'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in my hive (hive, hive, hive)

I'd like to make myself believe, Alternia turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

I'd like to make myself believe, Alternia turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

I'd like to make myself believe, Alternia turns slowly

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep

Because my dreams are bursting at the seams