Cookie: Wrong. And don't ever make fun of Angel, 'cuz I'd like to see you be an honour student by day and a hooker by night!
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Cookie: Wrong. And don't ever make fun of Angel, 'cuz I'd like to see you be an honour student by day and a hooker by night!
Cookie: There isn't anything I want to say more than you'll get em next time, kid. But... that's because I get excited by lying! Which was also a lie, so I'm really turned on right now! ... [dead serious] Or am I?
Mavis: Hun, people don't listen to the very first part anyway.
Cookie: W- What do you- What does that- [laughs] What are you talking about? They're playing the game! How- how could they not be listening to the...
Mavis: I don't know. I mean it would be like listening to us now. They just don't pay attention during that part.
Cookie: They're not paying attention to what we're saying right now?
Mavis: No! They're not.
Cookie: W... W...
Mavis: They've already probably already hit the space bar.
Cookie: Really?
Mavis: Yeah.
Cookie: Well... I... are you saying like right now what we're actually doing is betraying the whole interactivity of the game by making it seem like this is all pre-recorded?
Mavis: ...
Mavis: D'oh.
Cookie: [starts laughing]
Cookie: I have an imaginary friend called Cookie Masterson 2. Good luck
Cookie: According to the famous model, the third stage of dealing with death and dying is "bargaining."
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Cookie: [over music] And the final, final, stage is patting down the dirt. But you probably knew that, didn't'cha, I mean you gotten the last three questions right, so... you- you obviously know a lot about death, huh? That's kinda creepy. Uh, do you consider yourself to be one of those "goth kids"?
Cookie: A twink. Bring us a twink!
Cookie: Point at the person who can pull off saying "cunt" the best. Well, not including me, because I would win.
Cookie: UWU