#cookiebunny363

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Knight of Breath for @cookiebunny363​ ‘s fankid, Zero!

[in-tua-deep]

Could you do some genderbent au headcannons?

i’m not,, entirely sure what this ask is asking I’ll be honest oof

I guess I’ll give my headcanons regarding gender??

I like to headcanon Klaus, Five, and Vanya as all nonbinary. Klaus is a “I don’t know man I just live here” sort of nonbinary where he’s somewhat fluid when it comes to gender and honestly every day is a bit of a mystery. Where’s that one post with like “I’m a boy for now” because that’s how I picture Klaus. Five I headcanon probably closer to agender?? Doesn’t particularly understand what gender is, nor does he particularly care. Vanya I headcanon as a nonbinary woman!! Nonbinary lesbians represent amiright

UHHH I enjoy trans Diego and have seen a few really good fics,, I also appreciate trans Five as well!! And genderfluid Five or Klaus. All very good headcanons that I’ve seen around

Haven’t really thought about Luther I’ll be real, but I doubt Luther thinks about himself either and hasn’t explored Literally Anything about his gender and sexuality i mean oof,, but he has some serious body dysphoria going on that’s for sure

Allison I haven’t thought about either but just sort of mentally assign her the role of cis sibling alongside maybe Luther like I know a lot of people just assign Luther as the token cishet sibling but i have my Doubts hmm,, if push came to shove i’d probably say he’s grey ace or demi?? the one (1) time he has a sexual relationship of any kind he was also super under the influence I don’t know and outside of that one time the only person he showed interest in was Allison (which personally I find ew) but I mean he took years to form a strong emotional connection with her first sO

UHHH i don’t know about Ben - probably headcanon him as nonbinary as well?? What can I say, I, a nonbinary person, am allowed to project as much as I wish to. But also constantly wearing hoodies is a nonbinary mood?? Ben’s gender of the day is “I summon eldritch monsters from my midriff”

why am i suddenly picturing Ben in a croptop that says exactly that

I have seen that one post floating around saying something along the lines that if there’s no father then all the sibs should be afab and most of them are just trans which I could get behind tbh

BUT YEAH most headcanons are ones that I can get behind, I’m not overly attached to any one headcanon that I have that I wouldn’t be willing to read a fic with cis!Klaus vs. trans!Klaus vs. nonbinary or genderfluid!Klaus, you feel? Mainly bc a lot of fics aren’t specifically about gender so you can sort of project what you want to?? 

Like if you want to read my fics about Five as trans!Five then I support that!! Give me that good content!! I think the only time I addressed Five’s gender identity in any of my fics was the shopping one where he said something like “Fabric is fabric. Warmth is warmth. Gender is meaningless and existence is a prison.” in response to one of the siblings saying that he’s in the women’s section of the store idk but honestly you could also interpret that as a holdover from apocalypse living where he couldn’t afford to be picky instead of me gently implying my agender Five headcanon

So headcanon what y’all want about the kids genders!! And don’t forgot - both gender and sex are both spectrums (as are most things when you look closer at them) so do what you want!!

(did you know people can have five X chromosomes?? who needs that many chromosomes!! shit be wild!!!! I wrote a paper on sex as a spectrum for a class and it was fantastic tbh it was just like seven pages of me yelling about how people can’t even bother to agree how to define sex so why the fuck is everyone so eager to only have two categories - any psychology person will tell u that categorical things suck and spectrums are where it’s at eyyyy but this whole post was about gender so somewhat off topic lmao)