#cookiecat answer's

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

Hi me how's it going on?

Well hi me is been going great :3

What- how is there-

Don't ask questions darling okay?

What did you just call me.

[cookiecat-7388new]

POV: Blue evil twinks thats a good liar with a big ego, a detachable head, 2 other minions, alot of power and influence and the most stupid downfall

And they both have enemys they swear to hate but deeply in love with which one of them was gonna kill everyone and himself just to get back at his crush and the other believed that their other half was gonna join him but nope and instead got friend zoned

But one of the difference with them is that ones enemy want's them to change be better and probably is In love to

And the other does not give a fuck but I'm delusional with my shipping so I'mma act they do give a fuck

Anyways but like serious why do they have so much in common

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

Chaos goblins did you fall to sleep or did the fountain find a way to kill you?

Nah I'm just lazy anyways hey gays look a ask

What did you just call us.

Anyways not gonna answer asks for a while lol

At least I won't be in, "shenanigans" for a while then.

You haven't been in shenanigans in months bruh

Anyways have you and healer gotten married yet or not?

Please shut your mouth.

Awww you don't wanna talk about your private life with healer?

Can you just leave.

Nope :3

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

This dare is for for the chaos goblin go to one of the other virtues and piss them off for a little bit

You had your job taken up by Shadow milk

Awesome I'll do that right now

HEY ETERNAL SUGAR- I MEAN SUGAR OF HAPPINESS

Uh, oh! Why hello there-

Youre a simp

What.

Gay gay gay homosexual gay

Wha- what are you saying-

Oh btw I made one of the cookies in here take a drug so their af right now

WHAT.

Oh and some of them might have died.... Yeah good luck with that :3

Wait- no... These poor cookies, what have you done to them?....

Oh nothing ahaha I'm going to be the reason why these guys corrupt- anyways byee!

....

Heyyyy change how's it goinnnggg?

Well, is going- wait who are you?

Nobody anyways do you like wings?

Uh, what do you mean by that?

Like, wings to ripp off? :D

My witches- why on earthbread, would I do such thing?!

Just saying, like is fun and not boring

Anyways gotta go

What?...

Flourrrr?

Hm? Oh a guest, why hello ther-

Why you pale as hell did a ghost walk by orr?

What.

Anyways can you grant my wish plsssss?

You have just insulted me, right in my face, and you expect a wish form me?

Yeah isn't that your purpose? Like bro do your job and stop questioning

......

Welp my time is running out gotta go byeee

Oooo saltyyyy

Uh- excuse me but, what have you just said to me?

Nothing anyways elder faerie is dead

What?....

Yes I'm telling the truth he is gone by a certain cookie you may know

Who is that cookie? If you know them, why don't you say their name?

Ah well is actually one of your fellow virtues and is none other then the fount of knowledge

..... I'll be going now.

JUST KIDDING! hehehe- wait shit- oh god I'm sorry fount-

THE FOUNT OF KNOWLEDGE, EXPLAIN- what.

Uh- salt?- how did you- and uh....

Oh heyy saltyy, how's it going uh, don't ask who I am or anyone else.

Wha- what is going on?

Uhh... Is a bit complicated-

SALT WAIT IT WAS A JOKE- holy shit-

What- did you say something to him?

Uhh yeah I told him you killed his boyfriend- I mean elder faerie died and he probably was gonna beat the shit out of you but think god his confusion on all the timeline stuff thing took over

You told him- WHAT.

I mean, she's not wrong- I mean what

Shadow milk just stay silent if you want to live

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

Just a question, how do we know who is the one talking?

I know how Fount, Healer, Shadow, ViriDaydream and AwakenedPV talks, but with the ones of your AU I keep getting confused fjwjldis

Oh yeah and Sage too, but that mf is special and need his own place if I don't want the whole text to change.

Love you sage, get a diagnosis, king.

AND BTW, DARE FOR VIRI:

Try to lift up someone in the air with your wings, like- hold them and just start flying :DD

Okay so uh for sage and my shadow milk au I use font's that isn't usually a Tumblr thing is a app where you can change font's of the text

So for sage is the "𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕" font and for my version of shadow milk is the "𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛" one and for my au of pure vanilla is just a purple text he doesn't get anything special

Anyways now for the dare HEY VIRI

Hm? Did you call me?

Yeah read the ask

Ah well, I can certainly try. Maybe I'll do it with the fount.

Wait what.

Do you wish to fly with me, my king?

Wait, "KING"?- how- huh....

Well... Do you?

Eh, just give him time to reboot. he'll be fine, don't worry! Hehe

I guess you can say, he's rebooting as soon as he can?

Huh.

Oh right y'all don't get references to trends

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

Hey chaos goblin maybe you should bring the pass to the Future instead of bringing the future to the past. It would be fun if he sees the kingdoms and the consequences of his collection hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah that would be funny

Please for the love of whoever, don't do it.

Oh don't worry I'm not gonna do it.... Yet

[cookiecat-7388new]

welcome back lad 💔

and take this too

Thanks lol-

[the-fount-of-knowledge-official]

Put shadow milk in a maid outfit

Oki

Wait what-

*he got put in maid outfit*

WHAT THE HELL!?

Sorry not sorry :3

What did you just do to him-

I didn't do it the anon did

Right....

YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT.

Yes I can

NO- I CAN'T LOOK LIKE THIS FOREVER.

Uh... Well, the maid outfit doesn't look that bad.

NO I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT, I WANT YOU DEAD.

Gasp tadc reference

Wha- what is that?

Oh is nothing