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[thiefsparadiseau]

Tw for blood and glitching

(We are at 9/10 asks!)

[virtues-abandon]

So do the witches like manage you guys or are they just like around taking a vacation or something?

I have never seen one but I'm a normal person

When was the last time you seen a which in person

Are they nice to you

I'm just a bit curious

"'Manage' is a good word for it.."

"..Fount arguably knows the most on them, but I am the one to directly interact with one the most in recent times... They step in sometimes, but its very.. Rare..."

"I guess the best way to put it is.. Fount knows the most on them, Herald writes the most to them, Sugar receives the most messaging from them, Monarch knows their magic, I think Solidarity is spiritually connected to them, and I.. I've touched them. Spoken with them... Truly talked to one...."

[virtues-abandon]

Manager magic manager management

Fairy boy fairy Grandpa, whatever his name is

Do you think the virtues need a therapist?

"They will say no. I will tell you yes."

"Unfortunately, I do not believe there are many, if any, mortals up to the task. That includes you cookies. Please, do not try to fix their issues. That won't be productive for you nor them."

[virtues-abandon]

do you know the witches got turned into cookies? (Witches castle lore)

"No they haven't."

"Please do not spread lies about our creators..."

[deceit-and-knowledge]

Hmm... I hope that gave you some answers Shadow Milk. It didn't sound like Sage were out to harm those crows, but more alters have shown up lately.

So, where to now? - U

s: well raisy wants help administering pain medication down her *squeezes a syringe thing down a crows beak* crows necks.

It's just some medication mixed with liquid food. Kind of the stuff they'd have as hand raised babies. Which some of them were by me.

This one esspiecally...

crow: *cawing like a baby bird*

s: gluttonous beast.. I named it chunky. Chunky eats ALOT.

br: hey shadow milk cookie.. I think chunky is stealing all the food the birds usually eat.

s: really? Chunky eats alot but she's not a thief.

br: well this small crow would come in and eats ALOT of food. Hasn't happened much this week but I expect to pick back up again and I suspect it's chunky..

s: free my girl she did nothing wrong. Chunky has this white pigmentation thing on her wing. Does the thief have that?

br: come to think of it.. no.

s: therefore chunky is innocent! You're blaming the wrong gluttonous crow! Chunky always makes sure her fellow crows eat first, I watch her stand back until they all eat THEN she eats and keeps begging for food until she's full. She's done that since she could eat solids.

[deceit-and-knowledge]

Oh, by the way Golden Cheese; I am so proud of you for the apology to Shadow Milk and trying to make amends and such. I really hope your relationship with her can grow to be better. At the very least not antagonistic, but at least friendly? Friendly rivalry?

Also, one of your languages of love are gifting, right? You gifted that dress to Shadow Milk in hopes to bridge a gap, right? A little tip next time; She's very insecure about her stomach, but did like how it emphasised her hips.

And... Did you know Shadow Milk had something he called a "Golden Cheese Sona"? Not an alter, but he thought your greed was relatable and made a drawing. It was really cute. - U

gc: ah.. something tight on the hips not the stomach.

hm? Aww.. *coos but not the famous pure vanilla dove coos, she's like a hawk or something*

[deceit-and-knowledge]

**warbles** That'd be cute! What if you made one for your sheep shears? — Rime Dragon Cookie - rp'd by bird anon

pv: so I said a little bag....

I meant like a tiny coin purse.. not... something that big.. my shears are not tiny...and they're sharp!