my dumbass brother and his cool nerd boyfriend are fucking really loudly is murder still illegal (by sam winchester)
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/IlYjETS by cookiewhore Dean and Castiel been acting insufferably cringe with each other for three goddamned months, although, to be fair to them, they’ve barely seen each other in over a week because of schoolwork. Still, he knows perfectly well how the night is going to end for him: with the happy couple doing unholy things while he suffers in the other room, wishing he could turn off his ears. He’s been saving up for headphones for ages already, and he’ll have enough to buy some in a few weeks, hopefully. Until then, he just has to smile through the pain. Yippee. OR: The one in which Sam Winchester finally snaps and interrupts Destiel sex (to be fair, they interrupted his reading) so they put green hair dye in his shampoo. [You don't need to read the previous part of this, but the incident is mentioned in it!] Words: 1418, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Series: Part 2 of give sam a break! Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural) Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Castiel & Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Coitus Interruptus, Walking In On Someone, Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, POV Sam Winchester, Sam Winchester Walks in on Castiel/Dean Winchester, actually he's forced to listen in on them but, Non-Graphic Smut, Castiel & Sam Winchester Friendship, Castiel & Sam Winchester Bonding, Nerd Castiel (Supernatural), Nerd Sam Winchester read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/IlYjETS













