Hiiii, Can I request for the Frieza family when the human reader get a little bit tipsy/drunk?
Frieza Fam x DrUnK. Human Reader
About time I get a drunk request.
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🧊Let Loose🧊 (DBZ or Dragon Ball Z)
Warning(s): Drunken-ness, short
And this is why you asked your ice jin to not let you get drunk...
"[Name]? Are you alright?"
Then you were quietly crying
"What saddens you, my dear?"
"I-We-You're so preeety. Why are you so pretty... it's not-it's not faaaair," you whined with a sob, forehead smacking against the table.
Frieza didn't know whether to be concerned or flustered. Both?
The next stage was depression
"I must escape my despair. Can you drown from whiskey?" you asked yourself blankly.
Then you were happy as could be.
"Frieza, look! A butterflyyyyy!"
"That's a chandelier, darling," he chuckled.
"But-but it looks like a butterfly...Frieza can we get a butterfly? I really, really want one."
Consider it done, you spoiled brat.
And from happiness, you become flirtatious.
Your hand brushes up his arm, "I'd love to see these arms caged around me. Are you single?"
He couldn't help but smirk past his blush, "No, I'm quite taken I'm afraid."
"Are they-hic-Are they cute?"
"I guess I have no chance then, woe is me!" you sigh dramatically.
And the last stage, you fall asleep, cuddled into your ice jin.
A shame you were too intoxicated to feel the kiss brush your temple.
You were much more flirtatious than usual
Bold enough to say the things you wouldn't usually
You tried to cooly lean against the table but fell, you quickly got back up and played it off. Smooth for a drunk.
"Hey handsome, aside from being this good-looking, what else do you do in your free time?"
And he'll happily flirt back in amusement.
"I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks," you grip his thighs as you lean in.
He quite liked you like this, he had to admit.
"Neither of us would be able to attend if that were the case."
Somehow you ended up in his lap, brushing your fingers up and down his horns.
"If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back."
"That sounds like a deal."
You traded sloppy kisses until you grew tired and decided to take a snooze.
He couldn't promise to not let you get drunk again. You were quite amusing.
Usually, you were more on the serious side, so it was nice to see you let loose.
"Hey, Cooler, let's dance!" you giggled.
No one was looking, so maybe a little dancing would be okay.
Your teaching skills were a little sloppy drunk, but he got the point.
Swaying with you made him feel like he was in a different world
Your laughter filled the room.
That was all the music he needed.
You catch him staring at some point through your drunken haze
"Do it then, coward," you tease.
Cooler isn't one to challenge.
Though the unexpected softness of his kiss almost stunned you out of your intoxication.
"And I want you to do that again."
