A panda walks into a bar and orders a burger. He eats it. He takes out a gun and shoots a bar tender. He gets up and then leaves. Another bar tender follows him out and yells "You cant do that!". The panda tells him he could and to look it up (1/2)
The bartender does, and panda: they eat shoots and leaves. (2/2) : )
I'M CRYING OMFG COEN,,





