#cooltxtz

[lowcalorieweed]

ig is letting me down these days so ima log back in and stay here with all 900 (?wtf!?) of you :)

[lowcalorieweed]

me: (does something unsafe or sketch) lol

friend: (does something unsafe or sketch)

me: you should be careful what you do that its really not good for you and you could get into a lot of trouble! i tell you this because i care for you and your wellbeing, be careful out there. love u

[lowcalorieweed]

I dont know where to put my plate away at panera so im waiting for this girl in front of me to finish eating so i see where she goes

[lowcalorieweed]

people need to stop using the word rad it doesnt sound very rad at all anymore

[lowcalorieweed]

not too long ago when i was in a hotel in reno i was walking behind some random people in a hallway and out of nowhere a pennyboard weed socks looking young man rushed behind a man walking in front of me and yelled “WHAT ARE THOSE??” pointing and squatting next to the man’s feet while another polo shirt khaki pants boy filmed it excitedly with his gold colored apple iPhone 6S

no one laughed and it was really awkward walking past them. moral of the story is an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

[lowcalorieweed]

i wanna be a part time model. i still wanna go for the career of my dreams but on the side id get paid like people would call me in for shoots some days and id get muney for appearing on some random fashion magazine or half naked on sports illustrated or something. id like that

[lowcalorieweed]

youtube comment section on any edm music

“haha nice i love dubstep 10/10″

[lowcalorieweed]

its actually pretty funny to see how much this site cares about the well-being of fictional characters