Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? - Because it's basic stuff. I hope that's more original!
Oooo, I like that one!
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Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? - Because it's basic stuff. I hope that's more original!
Oooo, I like that one!
And how can you tell the elephant was in the fridge after you got it out? By the footprints in the butter! Unfortunately, I have a ton of these, but I can always find other horrible jokes :P
That's just....really, really bad. But well done, I guffawed.
are you properly durnk? then I'll start :) How do you get an elephant into a fridge in three eays steps? 1) open the door 2) insert the elephant 3) close the door and ther you have it!
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