#coopmd

[timtheasshole-blog]

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Ooooh, I might actually need your services in the next few months! I’m about to have a baby (well, my ex is about to give birth to my baby, but you know what I mean) and I’ll need to create a nursery and I have nooo idea what to do!

AAAAAAW A BABY sure thing! Feel free to gimme a ring, Kurt and Blaine both have my number~

[timtheasshole-blog]

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Ahaha, yes, Kurt is exceptionally helpful in the wardrobe category, true. (And it’s okay, Blainey is mean to me too sometimes. He can’t help it, it’s part of his genetic make up I think.) Oh, you were in Paris! That’s awesome. What are you studying??

He is! It was more helpful when I was still dating Natalie, my ex - she's crazy about clothes and appearances and shit djf;alkn;l

Interior design student at your service~ I'm pretty good with shapes and sizes, if I do say so myself

[timtheasshole-blog]

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Awww, Blainey isn’t horrible :( But yes, yes, I’m the doctor, haha. How are you this fine morning? I don’t actually know that much about you, to be honest…you go to school with Kurt, right?

Blainey is the devil(not really but he's still mean to me)

I'm fine! Yes, I go to school with Kurt, and we went to Paris together too

I've forced my friendship on him because I need someone to help me dress :D

[timtheasshole-blog]

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Well hello there, Timothy! I don’t believe we’ve actually been introduced, but I am awake and bored sooo…hi! I’m Cooper Anderson.

Hello Cooper! I've heard much about you from your horrible brother and your less horrible soon-to-be-brother-in-law :D

You're the doctor, riiiiiight?

[striderblaine-blog]

Text: Cooper

Blaine: Sorry, bro. It was just as mortifying for me as it was for you.

Blaine: I just wanted to pass that on before the end of the night.

[cooperthegrey-blog]

Text: Rachel and Cooper

(ooc: we wrote this elsewhere, just transcribing it here!)

Rachel: How about Harrison?

Coop: ... Rachel. It is 5:17 in the morning.

Rachel: Or Samuel. The jew in me just gravitates towards that one.

Coop: My uncle's name is Samuel. And he hates me. Why are you /awake/?

Rachel: Can't sleep. I'm sorry I woke you. Go back to sleep.

Rachel: What about Marshall?

Coop: Have you been up all night??

Rachel: No, not really. I mean, Benson wakes me up around 3:47 every morning. So just since then.

Rachel: I just have a lot on my mind.

Coop: What's on your mind, Miss Berry?

Rachel: So many things Dr. Cooper. I can't believe I didn't know Kurt and Blaine are engaged, for one thing.

Rachel: How could I not know? I feel so dumb and unobservant.

Coop: Not your fault, though, if nobody actually TOLD you. I don't understand how they didn't tell you! You're not dumb or unobservant, promise.

Coop: This one is 100% on them.

Rachel: Benson is being such a nudge. I don't think he likes me ignoring him to play with my phone.

Coop: He's such a big baby. Poor thing. Send him in here, /I'll/ love him :-P

Coop: What else is on your mind, then, hmmm?

Rachel: No, snuggle pants is settling down now. Maybe next time. Oh, I don't know Coop. It's to early for a psycho analysis.

Coop: /You're/ the one who woke /me/, Rach. But fine. I was thinking about something classic, like Alexander or Christopher. Thoughts?

Rachel: This coming from a guy named Cooper with a brother named Blaine. Your family is not made for /classic/ names, Coop.

Coop: Yeah, I guess you're right. Hmmm...What about Spencer? Or Jeremiah? Ooh, I kind of like Jeremiah...

Rachel: OMG you should probably have a chat with Blaine about that name first. Haha.

Coop: With Blaine? Why?? Who's Jeremiah?

Rachel: Did he never tell you? Shit, I probably shouldn't say anything. I mean, Blaine never told /me/. Rachel: I only heard through Kurt and it was YEARS ago.

Coop: Oh my gosh, now you HAVE to tell me.

Rachel: He seriously never mentioned the warbler gap attack? I really think you should talk to him about it. I don't want to betray him... particularly when we are sharing a room.

Coop: Wait, Jeremiah was The Gap Guy?? Ohhhh wow, I never knew his name! Hahahahahhahaha!!!! Oh Blainey. He was such an awkward turtle sometimes. I /told/ him it was too soon to serenade that guy. Lol. Okay, yeah, that one is out. Dang it Blaine! I really liked that name, too :/

Rachel: Too soon? Try too old! Your 15 year old brother sang an innappropriate song to a college student in public in front of Kurt. And then he kissed me not two weeks later!

Coop: That kid was in COLLEGE?? That is...oh Blainey. Wow. I ALSO tried to tell him to choose a different song, but for some reason that was Ignore Everything Coop Says week because he just would not listen to reason.

Coop: I'm sorry, did I read that correctly? Blaine KISSED you??

Rachel: Well, technically I kissed him. Twice.

Rachel: And every week is Ignore Everything Coop Says Week.

Coop: Hmmm, I don't know how I feel about you two sharing a bed. Can't have you putting the moves on my my baby bro! :-P

Coop: Hey! Your loss, sugar pie. My advice is /golden/.

Rachel: Hey, my brief relationship with Blaine gave me some great source material for song writing.

Rachel: And I like to think my lips played a part in getting our boys together in the end.

Coop: Oh really? And what song was that? I Kissed A Gay Boy and He Liked It?

Coop: Well. If the kiss was for the good of Kurt/Blaine, then I guess I'm on board.

Rachel: Have you been going through my things, Cooper Anderson?

Coop: Rachel Berry, if you leave your notebooks lying around in public areas of the house, that is just BEGGING for someone to look at them.

Rachel: You haven't read anything from the red one have you?

Coop: I haven't seen a red one... I'm just teasing you, Rach, I don't go through your stuff. Don't worry.

Coop: ...what's in the red one??

Rachel: Wouldn't you like to know?

Coop: I am absolutely /dying/ of curiosity now! At least give me a hint. Is it song lyrics?

Rachel: Soooooooo how about Quentin?

Coop: Rachel! (But yes, I actually adore that name. And we'd call him Q for short!)

Rachel: Oh that's adorable!

Coop: And it's classic but still kind of quirky, like Cooper! I love it. Good one, Rach!

[striderblaine-blog]

Scene: Cooper & Blaine

*Blaine arrives home from work and instantly peels away his shoulder bag, tossing it on a living room chair before he slumps into a spot on the couch with his laptop, clicking away mindless; he could honestly just fall straight asleep, but he's jacked up on caffeine and he's thinking about Kurt who is thousands of miles away. He hates pining, but really? He can't help it. Not least because he's headed to Paris in a couple of days and he hasn't even packed a bag*