#cop quotes

[fixed211]

So yesterday I had a cop search my dorm room & when he came out into our common area he announced to everyone, « I found no drugs, just a lot of art stuff. »

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Cop Quotes

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

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Cop Quotes

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

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Cop Quotes

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

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Cop Quotes

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

[bojackhorseman]

Now now Meow Moew Fuzzyface, you aren't all hard edges...actually none of you is.