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CAUTION

Keep your claws OUT of your skin.

Your blood will NOT be sufficient to grow your crops.

Please use WATER instead.

#sd.txt #coping through shitposting #something about the self defeating nature of tearing yourself apart to accomplish something #when there are more accessible and more renewable resources available #whatever you get it #advice for monsters

*In the voice of a farmer commenting on the weather*: Huh. Well, this is some anxiety attack we’re having. Been awhile since we had one this bad. Can’t say I like what this might spell for the season.

#sd.txt #coping through shitposting #mental health issues

I have collapsed onto my bed. I love you, soft horizontal surface.

#sd.txt #coping through shitposting #i am so fucking tired #but glory in my exhaustion #because I have been so goddamned productive today

*sighs deeply*

Alright, lads, put another tally under “Impulsively did something for dramatic effect and incurred an injury.”

#sd.txt #ehlers danlos syndrome #coping through shitposting #one of the cats brazenly jumped up on the table #where he KNOWS he’s not supposed to be #directly next to Metamour M and I #I normally shoo him off #I didn’t think about it #phone still in hand #I picked him up and plopped him on the floor #which meant he was fully supported by one hand and one pinky finger #the cat weighs 16 pounds #I fucking dislocated my finger making a dramatic point to the cat #the cat is incorrigible #he does not care 🤦

Reject branding, embrace joy.

#sd.txt #coping through shitposting #I want the concept of a personal brand to die in a fire #I am a person I am not obliged to be marketable #fuck coherence embrace complexity

Me, listening to an ASMRtist role play a scientist conducting a study on ASMR: Your experimental design is terrible. Do you know how many uncontrolled variables you have at play? What operational definitions are you even using? Have you heard about the concept of double-blinding?

Me: …

Me: I am nearly asleep though, so good job.

#humor #sd.txt #every time #coping through shitposting

Me, banging my head against the music stand as I desperately try to figure out what bullshit jazz chord needs to go under a line of lyrics:

#sd.txt #songwriting #lyricist #coping through shitposting #humor #it’s actually two jazz chords #I’ve got to go from a c major to something that sounds just a bit darker and lower back to something higher #and that higher note cannot be a c major an a minor or an f major #because then we can go to back to the main chords of the verse and resolve the verse going a minor f a minor c f #but there’s gotta be that line of dissonance before we can move forward #… I’m gonna be pissed if it’s just like. a d or something

Not screaming externally, not screaming internally, but a secret third thing (screaming eternally).

#sd.txt #coping through shitposting #office life

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