Better things to spend $500 +tax and tip on than that hellacious “margarita pizza” with metal on it:
Find a nice, clean, authentic, mom-and-pop Mexican restaurant.
Buy yourself a decent meal, an agua fresca, and maybe a mixed drink and dessert.
Tip the server.
This has probably set you back $50 or so—and that’s if you brought a date.
Now, send me whatever’s left of that $500 so that I can treat myself once in a while, you pampered ass.












