#cordrambles

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Me: I want to seduce a billionaire and be like 'hey you know what'd be real hot,,, if we fixed the global poverty situation'

My mom: So you want to be a fund raiser

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I’m too giddy to go to bed bc I’m meeting up w my girlfriend tomorrow, so I need to sleep bc I wanna b awake and energetic but also o m g I’m gonna see her tomorrow but Oh No™️ it’s already 3 AM and fkhdhdjfkfhdhd :(((

[cordkeys]

,,,why are the people in Hooked On A Feeling drinking wine from cups ???

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Sometimes I queue weird textposts rather than putting them in drafts and it honestly fucks me up more than anyone else

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My dirty paint water looks like strawberry milk and it’s taking me incredible amounts of self control to Not Drink It

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Me making a to-do list: :)

Me realising I have to do the things on the to-do list: :(

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Ahhhh one day at Christmas I’ll be together with my entire family around a beautiful Christmas tree and on one side I’ll have my mom next to me, cracking the worst jokes and laughing heartily and on the other side I’ll have my wife, ripping open the presents that I’ve given her and leaping with joy at the gifts bc they’re exactly what I wanted! How did you know? Oh, baby, I can’t believe you made this for me! and that thought makes me s o f t 🥰❤️💕✨✨✨❤️❤️🥰❤️💕💕💕❤️🥰❤️💕💕💕❤️❤️💕

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Brutalist jewellery is such a beautiful juxtaposition bc the whole point of the brutalist movement is to remove ornament,,, and yet,,,