#corduroyzebra

[slodwick]

slodwick: So: I learned today that Adam Baldwin started #gamergate. Which is hilarious and sad

corduroyzebra: YUP. He is a crate of dicks.

slodwick: A leaking crate. Very suspicious. Return to sender.

corduroyzebra: Not even. That's an 'If You See Something, Say Something' if ever there was.

slodwick: Now I'm picturing someone leaving him on the train Just... a stewing manbaby in a pudding of indignity.

corduroyzebra: So gross.

slodwick: HA! That was suppose to say "puddle"! I like pudding better.

corduroyzebra: OH GOD I READ IT AS PUDDLE. AAHAHAAHHA Sorry, anyone walking by my house just now. Sorry about the barking

slodwick: OMG saaaaaame. /weeeeeping

[unicornery]

The two most important pictures from this photoset (thanks Kurtis!)

[ahab99]

[whitachi]

amour, as you know, means love

Hello, today corduroyzebra and I wrote a bunch of Valentine's Day poems about Jaws.

roses are red violets are blue shark eyes are black like a doll's eyes

roses are red and beyond any doubt eleven hundred men went in the water three hundred and sixteen men come out

roses are red don't make me beg let's get out the schnapps and drink to our legs.

roses are red the shark's back is grey so come on over how was your day?

as red as the sun my love burns much hotter it's only an island if you look at it from the water

roses are red i'll wear your ring for that you get the head, the tail the whole damn thing

roses are red you're the light in my eye we got a panic on our hands on the fourth of july

on valentine's day i'm tired of hinting let's make it official let polly do the printing

i'm never concerned with the seven year itch. with you all I do is smile, you son of a bitch.

roses are red violets are blue you're no spanish lady i'll never say adieu

roses are red my eyes they do leak when i'm without you twenty four hours is like three weeks

I love you, valentine your smile make me sigh I used to hate the water I can't imagine why

on this valentine's day it's quite evident my love for you's like a boat it's no accident

roses are red violets are blue there's any truth to territoriality i will always love you

roses are red our love is solid as a rock I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock

roses are red you're the mate of my soul my love's like this shark swallow you whole

you've got my heart pounding with a love that won't quit I'm so crazy for you I got no spit

I adore you, valentine you're nothing but class I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and BITES YOU ON THE ASS!

violets are blue roses are red my love for you shocks me like ben gardner's head

roses are red you make my heart pound hey, valentine wanna get drunk and fool around?

this booze cruise is nice and i don't mean to gloat but to transport our love we're gonna' need a bigger boat

[whitachi]

FAKE THINGS PEOPLE GOT STUCK IN THEIR RECTUMS

I shared this story with corduroyzebra and naturally, list humor ensued.

WHAT THINGS DID PEOPLE GET STUCK IN THEIR BUTTS?

NAZI GOLD "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM"

THE LEDE

THE AUDACITY OF HOPE "NOT THE BOOK, THE ACTUAL CONCEPT"

CHAMPAGNE FLUTE FULL OF SUGAR CUBES

NETFLIX DVD OF 'THE ARTIST'

A RECURSIVE LLEWYN DAVIS

'INSERT' KEY FROM MICROSOFT PROFESSIONAL ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD

LAUNCH CODES

MRS. GABLE'S 1ST GRADE CLASS BATHROOM PASS

FIVE GOLD RINGS

A RIVER OTTER

XENON

AMAZON AFFILIATE LINK

A BOOK ABOUT AMELIA EARHART

GUAC "$2 EXTRA"

PROMOTIONAL STRESS BALL

CES 2009 PRESS PASS

MRS. GABLE'S 1ST GRADE CLASS

KOPI LUWAK

THE FREEDOM OF THE OPEN ROAD

1987 NEW YORK YANKEES WALL CALENDAR

USB DRIVE CONTAINING .AVI FILE OF KOYAANISQATSI

CONDOM FULL OF FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS

PAPERWEIGHT OF THE CINCINNATI WHIRLING SKYSTERAUNT

GREETING CARDS

CONFETTI CANNON (NO CONFETTI LOADED)

LOOSE CONFETTI

THE ARKENSTONE

PEPPERMINT MEMBRANE

A FEMUR

A TUMOR "NOT MINE; GOT DRUNK AT MUTTER MUSEUM"

SOME TRISCUITS

REALLY SMALL BEEFEATER HAT

TOE PICK

MADELEINES

RICKENBACKER 381V69 (MAPLE BODY)

DOCTOR'S OWN SELF-CONFIDENCE

HOBO NICKELS

CRISS ANGEL

THE FOUNTAINHEAD

A MOAI

THE LAST LETTER SHE WROTE BEFORE LEAVING

NEWLY HATCHED AMERICAN WIGEON DUCKLING

SOME LICORICE

JUST A REGULAR OL' DILDO

[ahab99]

Happy New Year, Tumblr! Last night I managed to sneak Jib Janeen onto CNN. What a fun way to cap off such a wonderfully fannish 2013! (Hats tipped to Mildly Bitter for spotting it first and Corduroy Zebra for capturing the moment for posterity.)

[slodwick]

So, my favorite Stef (aka stefwith1f, aka corduroyzebra) has been writing up a STORM lately—mostly due to so many of her friends having birthdays at the same time (winter babies represent!)—and she wrote an extra-special four-part fic for me, so I decided I would make her something in return. I... might have gotten carried away?  Anyway, it's great and she's great, and she deserves it.

You can see the full book artwork HERE, and if you're a fan of both the Avengers and The Thrilling Adventure Hour, you should also go read Stef's series over HERE. 

And if you're not listening to TAH, ummmmm, you should get on that. Because it's great and you're really missing out, guys.