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Talking with Amy about the Nick Jonas photos

Me: I mean the one where he's shirtless but wearing jeans still that one isn't bad but the rest im like meh

Her: I'm meh on all of them lol i guess he wants to show that he's all grown up

Her: I should change my favorite jonas now lol

Me: -dies laughing-

You turned 21 today? Happy Birthday! <3

yesss

thank you Amy <3

Me: do you think if someone called you amy in rl you'd respond

Amy: i try not to respond to people in rl so im not sure lol

Amy: so are you being the sassy warbler :| i think you'd be brilliant at it

Me: i'm GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUNCH YOU

Me: lol OKAY MAYBE YOU NEED A MORE VIOLENT WARBLER

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A VERY SLEEPY GIRL. SHE CLOSED HER EYES AND MAGICALLY FELL ASLEEP AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. SHE ALSO OWNED A PONY.

Amy's version of a bed time story

Me: You put up with so much of my shit, Amy. Honestly, I don't know how you do it.

Amy: You say put up with, I say enjoy.

Amy: EVERY NEW THING I LEARN JUST MAKES ME WONDER HOW YOU KEEP IT ALL STRAIGHT

Me: I HAVE NO LIFE AND LEARN NEW THINGS EVERY DAY

Amy: I HAVE NO LIFE AND I LEARN NOTHING. WE'RE HALF IN COMMON

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