Jun 21, 2023
I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.
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#I'm crying this is literally it#And the worst part is I forget how short I am#So really big dudes get in my face sometimes#And I have to be reminded to keep my distance in case someone gets violent#Cause I'm like#Dude chill#Forgetting that they could actually pick me up and toss me like a bean bag#Corgi complex#H e l p#Picture is the table woman speaking on a microphone with lil athlete man looking up at her from shoulder height#But with my icon pasted over his face