Scarecrow: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your crows all the time and they never repeat it.
Scarecrow: But when you say "fuck" ONCE—
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Scarecrow: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your crows all the time and they never repeat it.
Scarecrow: But when you say "fuck" ONCE—
Askarkham Quarantine Color Club - Scarecrow
Free to print/save and color! :) This is my own version of Scarecrow, sans the hat, with his trusty crow Cornchip (something the fandom came up with and I thought was cute haha).
(First off, your page always brightens my day! Keep up the great work, mistress) Alright, for the letters from Crane, could I get a letter instructing how to care for his crows while he is gone, along with a threat of what will happen if they are not properly cared for in his absence? Thank you!!!
Dear Crow Caretaker,
Thank you for offering up your services to take care of my corvids while I am absent. They each have specific needs I should address.
Craw is my baby, he's in his teenage years and is known to be a naughty boy. He will play with the other animals, but he is gentle. He loves berries and cat kibble.
Nightmare is my oldest, and needs extra attention. He may have accidents inside, but do not scold him. He can not help him. He likes gentle pats on his beak and head feathers.
Cornchip is the youngest, and as such he can be a handful. Do not let him into the laboratory, no matter how much he cries. He is not allowed down there. Be careful, he can be quite persuasive.
Most crows will eat the same foods as each other, but some are picky. There is a cabinet with all kinds of feed, and some live worms and crickets for them as well. They may bring you trinkets, please accept as these gifts are special.
And remember, if you harm them they WILL tell me. DO not disappoint, or you'll be sorry.
-Scarecrow
Cute Headcanon: When Cornchip first said the phrase "Hroo Hraa", he thought it was the best sound he ever heard. This became Cornchip's most obsessed word that he would squawk it for days, all hours long.
ohmygod that's PRECIOUS. I love it
Also, it would annoy Edward when he visists and I love it even more so because of that.
Thank you SO MUCH for sharing, headcanon accepted <3
Soft Headcanon: How's about that one time, Cornchip keeps noticing how Edgar keeps changing sleeping spots, and thought that maybe it's because he doesn't have a nest to sleep in. Then Cornchip leads Edgar to another room one day, and shows him a big o' nest Cornchip built for the cat to sleep in.
Dawww ashdfaskd omg, that's ADORABLE. I LIVE for this kinda stuff, so please keep sending them in!
This is so sweet, I love the thought of the animals getting along and doing stuff for each other, it makes them feel human.
Thank you for sharing!
Has Cornchip ever "mooned" at anybody? (I guess for the crow equivalent as in shaking their tail feathers from behind).
Ya know, I had not considered this until you sent it in, but YES absolutely he would do such a thing.
He likes to "moon" Riddler most of all, mostly because Jonathan taught him to do it. (the crows know they have a strained friendship and like to test the waters)
Headcanon: when Cornchip was a baby, he had a bad habit of biting on Jonathan's fingers because they look like food. He doesn't do it that often now, but when he does, it means he's being playful.
Awwww, now that's cute. I love it. A muchy crow. How adorable.
Thank you for sharing this, this made me smile!
Cornchip is totally the type of bird to not have an attitude, unless he’s getting scolded, then he has an attitude a plenty.
Johnathan: where have you been?
Cornchip: kraa
Johnathan: Don’t have an attitude with me young man.
Cornchip: kraa kraa
Johnathan: that’s it, your grounded, no cat food for a week.
Cornchip: -sad croos-
oh my gosh that's so CUTE HAHA and perfect headcanoning! I accept it! Love silliness like this
Thank you for the laugh <3