#cornwall shiney

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Welp. I just got let go from my job.

Pros: I didn’t really want to do accounting administration, and it’s a financial necessity not a result of my work.

Cons: Everyone here is lovely and I want to cry forever.

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Sweet tea attempts:

UK: 1

Shiney: 0

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when your stomach is both growling in hunger and threatening being ill, like girl this is all your fault. Fucking pick a side please.

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i have a cold. a british cold. my immune system doesn’t know british colds. this sucks.

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Introducing: Shiney

She/her, demi, autistic.

If you see me say "My Wife" that is @moltengoldveins, my irl queer platonic partner (platonically.)

If you see "My man" "The Man" or "Mr. Thingsworld" that's my husband. (as of 12/25 let's fucken go)

@o0federalagent-moonmoon0o is the blog I run for Selene, an OC made with my wife. Follow for Appalachian lesbian werewolf shenanigans.

I like anything that's gots the sauce. I have quite a lot of sauce so the saucier the better. Fandom list is stupid long and what i want to talk about changes constantly.

DNI: if you're a dick. don't care in what direction. if you're looking for arguments please keep trucking.

PDI (please do interact): literally every one else. spam me with oc art. yell about your niche collection of phalanges. i don't give a fuck. just be loud and enthused in my general direction and i'll scream in excitement with ye.

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Instagram: Shineygremlin (i'm literally just there to look at my friends art.)

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Tag Directory:

#mercuryduo all of my chaos shenanigans with my wife #shineys man < self explanatory

#lils gremlins < Behold Here Is My Horrible Chaos

#the horde has answered < also self explanatory

#the cacophony < writing things

#shineycore < self explanatory

#shiney holler < shineys back in appalachia

#Mr DadWorld < I have a very funny father

#cornwall shiney - shiney lives in cornwall now

#shineycore < me in a nutshell

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Profile pic taken by @bucketofdeltav who found my irl face in Rome

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the kind of purchase i contemplate making in between bouts of elaborate gluten induced booty chaos.

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my father-in-law just told me good job for having a lie in. I tried to laugh it off as “Oh haha I know, I’m being lazy,” and his response was “No that’s good! Having a rest is a good thing for you, don’t need to make yourself busy,” and then went on with his emails as if he hadn’t neatly destroyed my self-imposed productivity guilt.

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…ok so either someone just got mauled by a dog on my street, or Johnathan Sims was right and England is just Like ThatTM