May 28, 2022
hey coroner can i kill you
She looks down at you. She doesn't seem alarmed. "I mean. You can, physically. But it's not wise. And frankly, I don't think you would have much luck, dear."
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hey coroner can i kill you
She looks down at you. She doesn't seem alarmed. "I mean. You can, physically. But it's not wise. And frankly, I don't think you would have much luck, dear."
noowww can i give you a kissy?
"Well, it seems you put the files away as requested. Alright, I'll humor you this once." She giggles to herself, lowering her form to be at eye level with you. Not crossing boundaries, of course.
(Stumbling away) okay I'll be just a moment! I definitely know where that is and womt have to depend on signage dont worry
"Be careful! Even I still get lost some days." She chuckles, and goes back to her files.
Climbing on coroner
Coroner does flinch a bit when you manage to climb atop her, but she laughs and picks you up, setting you back down. "I'm not a playground, please treat me with respect. Okay, dear?"
Can I help put away files
"Of course! Here. This stack needs to go to section C, subsection 87-E-429, bottom shelf, slightly to the left of the others." She places a stack of files gently in your arms. They're quite heavy.
Coroner coroner can I kiss you
She looks down at you while she goes to put a file away on the shelf. "That's very sweet, dear, but I've gotten quite a few kisses. Maybe if you help me put some files away?"
coroner can i give youa hug please
She glances down at you, and sighs, her smile staying firmly on her screen. "Fine. One hug. But then I need to put these files away."
a very respectful 💋 for Coroner
Coroner almost didn't entertain your approach. About to wave you to speak with a librarian instead, usher you elsewhere. But you quickly grab her claw, and plant a kiss on the back of it. She was more hesitant to retract her hand now, returning to her work.
"If that will be all, you can ask one of the librarians for help finding your way back out."
She's smiling just a bit more than she was before.