May 6, 2016
Also, here's a friendly (ง ͡°ᴥ ͡°)ง If you want to fight a robot.
@coroniux
“You..want to fight me?” He raised a eyebrow, crossing his arms. “May I ask why?”
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Also, here's a friendly (ง ͡°ᴥ ͡°)ง If you want to fight a robot.
@coroniux
“You..want to fight me?” He raised a eyebrow, crossing his arms. “May I ask why?”
On that "Co-Op too seriously" video, Techtor is probably the guy that was just sitting in the back laughing, and further up with the "Left s-They're dead, they're all dead, I don't know, I don't care."
*WHEEZES* AAAAAahhHHHHAAAAHHHAAAA XD
THIS IS TOO PERFECT OMG THANK YOU
The machine swam by the shark, twin leg rotors propelling them through the water at a decent clip.
The great white kept his distance, eyeing the creature with heightened interest as he studied the strange being from afar. The metal created some sort of fuzziness in his system of electroreceptors; a minor inconvenience and nothing painful. Just more of having a pebble in one’s shoe, or something in one’s eye. Ignorable, but only slightly irritating.
You're a weaboo.
|| —— “Excuse me?”
-Cheif, we've got a problem, they're back.- A machine had grabbed the spartan from behind, spinning them around to face them. -We need to get moving, they'll be here soon.-
He was somewhat started when he was suddenly twisted around. “I- what? Who’s coming??” He asked, confused.
@coroniux
You've clearly not seen what these things do then! They even act as a booster shot for the immune system, and they're TWICE as effective as the regular ones! Let's put the price at 50 caps for two of them for now and see how it works, we'll need a name though, something catchy....
“Whoah whoah whoah, hold the blasted phone. They IMPROVE immune systems!? TWICE as effective as the leading brand!? So folks could just buy ONE of these suckers and be perfectly healthy for a year!? WHAT KIND OF SUSTAINABILITY IS THAT!? I’ll give ya a darn name! UNPROFITABLE-PAKS! Or how about LIVINGOUTOFACARDBOARDBOX-PAKS!”
“I don’t want PERFECTLY HEALTHY customers! I want customers just healthy enough to come back and buy more meds!! If you want to sell these MIRACLE DRUGS, be my guest! But I’m having no part in it!”
We can sell these things for about 100 caps or more per single stimpak! We could make it 200 though, depends on how much we want to charge.
“Sure we can put that on the price tag, but it’s one thing to charge for it and another thing entirely if people are willing to PAY for it! 100 caps is NOT cheap in today’s economy. And 200? Get outta town.”
“Let me tell ya, folks would rather pay 50 caps for four stimpaks than 200 for one!”
I've actually produced an effective line of stimpaks. Using a condensed formula of natural enzymes and bacteria, not to mention effectively made medicinal mixes. It heals the majority of major wounds instantly, and helps the immune system recover from sickness!
“Yeah that’s great and all, but what’s the PRICE TAG. I’m trying to make a living here, not save lives.”