#corpsebat

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.... @yukitsune-nee Alright, you asked for it. I’m making this as fucked up as possible, just for you. <3

The rules are to only answer using song titles.

Artist: Circus of Dead Squirrels. Yeah, get ready for this shit.

What is your gender?: Nobody Quite Like Me

Describe yourself: 8-bit Piece of shit

How do you feel?: Elmo’s Last Laugh

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Laboratory Lust

Favourite mode of transportation?: Bendable Jesus

Your best friend?:  President Pinocchio

Favourite time of day?: Overpopulation Annihilation

If life was a tv show, what would it be called?: Operation Satan

What is life to you?: Utopia Burning

Relationship status?: Rubber Ducky Fucker

I seriously could not stop laughing through out that entire thing. I’m sorry, but not really. Have fun! c:

Tagging @corpsebat, @fujocherry, @monokrumas, @baakaneki, @zennou

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Tagged by @fujocherry, thank ya.

A-Z tag game A - Age : 22 B - Biggest fear : Losing her. C - Current time : 11:09PM D - Drink I last had : Water E - Easiest person to talk to : My adorable bunbun. F - Favourite song(s) : Get up by Windmills; Till it’s over by Tristam; Anything Undertale atm. G - Grossest memory : I’d rather not bring shit like that up. H - Horror yes or horror no : Always yes I - In love with : You all know by now. J - Jealous of : You fuckers with high metabolisms xD K - Killed someone : Not yet, but I certainly have an extensive list.

L - Love at first sight or and should i walk by again :

M - Middle name : Gavin N - Number of siblings : 2 sisters. O - One wish : A future, a family. P - Person who you last called : Alexa Q - Question(s) you’ve always asked : Just a vague, “Why?” R - Reason to smile : Her. S - Song you last sang : Tristam - Once again T - Time you woke up : 9am U - Underwear colour : Black. V - Vacation destination : First Ohio to pick someone up, then maybe Japan cause I’m weeaboo trash. W- Worst habit : Def procrastination, and staying quiet tbh. X - Xrays you’ve had : Hand when I was like, 7. Y - Your favourite food : A really good chicken and feta pizza. Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Tagging: @yukitsune-nee, @corpsebat, @lie-awake-in-bed-at-night, @f0rsakened, @bakeemono

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Tagged by @yukitsune-nee, guess I’ll stop procrastinating xD

If I was

A month: October A day of the week: Saturday A planet: Uranus ( ͡°ل͜ ͡°) A sea animal: Orca A piece of furniture: Bed A gemstone: Onyx A flower: A paper black rose A kind of weather: A snow flury A color: Black/blue An emotion: Sadness/depression A sound: A single cord violin. An element: Water/Gravity A place: Also bed. A taste: The light bitterness of a good tea. A smell:  Fresh cut spring flowers spewed across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon An object: A rock covered in ketchup. A body part: Teeth/mouth A song: Get up by Windmills A pair of shoes: Slippers by day, combat boots by night.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WANT IT HERE YOU GOT IT, FIGHT ME. @corpsebat FUCKIN TAGGED NOW WHAT? Fight me.

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Alright, you know, it’s about time I talk about something positive with all the moaning and complaining I usually do. More specifically, about someone; my best friend and the woman of my affections, Alexa or as some might know her as, @corpsebat (If you’re into gore and spooks, give her a follow!) Let me just start with, she’s perfect, I don’t care about any of that nobody is perfect crap, she is. Deal with it. If anyone is grateful, or enjoy having me around, you can also thank her for that. She helped me through the darkest times of my life to date. I can say for certain that I would not be here today if it were not for her, I literally owe her my life. She’s funny, smart, cute, gorgeous (I mean, just look at this gorgeous face, tell me you haven’t already fallen in love. Don’t get any ideas, I’ll fucking hunt you down, skin you alive and cover you in salt and barbed wire.) I can’t say it enough, she’s perfect. I literally dream about marrying this woman on a daily basis. She’s kind, yet speaks her mind. She’s cute, yet tough. She’s funny, yet smart. Hell I mean, she’s into horror, video games, anime. And absolutely perfect when it comes to snuggling. And she’s so tiny, it’s fucking adorable. I literally can’t say enough about her and how amazing she is. I seriously can’t wait to see her again in two weeks. Literally nothing could change the fact that I love her more than anything, nothing. Ah, but I’m rambling. Alexa, you’re perfect. Don’t change.