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Corrin, signing: My Furby died in my arms when I was a child.

Starscream, who doesn’t know what a Furby is: I’m sorry for your loss.

Corrin, signing: It wasn’t a loss.

Corrin, signing: I had never felt more like god.

Starscream: Alright, Corrin, tell me a negative trait about you.

Corrin, signing: I’m uncooperative.

Starscream: Really?

Starscream: Give me an example.

Corrin, signing: No.

Corrin, joking: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind.

First Aid, in on the joke: Here are your antidepressants.

Corrin: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

First Aid: Thank you.

Ratchet, watching from the other side of the medbay: ???

Soundwave: Doctor Arkeville has-

Corrin, snorting: Doctor?

Corrin: Since when are you a doctor?

Doctor Arkeville, holding up a doctorate certificate: They don’t give these to just anybody, you know.

Corrin, looking at the certificate: Anybody with fifteen dollars they do.

Swerve: Wanna play 21 questions?

Corrin: Sure.

Corrin: What’s your favorite color?

Swerve: Triangle.

Swerve: Would you date a Cybertronian?

Carly: Why does Cybertron have so many revolutions?

Corrin: I asked Rodimus that and he said "We are angry at literally everything".

Rung: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Corrin: Called it.

Rung: No.

Tyrest: *Literally just exists*

Corrin: Oh god, it’s a Catholic.

Corrin: I hate those bastards.

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