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Starscream: Do you trust me?

Mairon: Yes.

Starscream: Wait, what?

Starscream: Why?

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Corrin, joking: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind.

First Aid, in on the joke: Here are your antidepressants.

Corrin: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

First Aid: Thank you.

Ratchet, watching from the other side of the medbay: ???

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Jack, holding up Proteus’ head and using it like a puppet: I am both the court jester and the king he entertains.

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-Both are staring at a Dick’s Sporting Goods sign that’s broken, only saying “Dick’s Sportin”-

Corrin: Dick’s sportin’!

Bumblebee: What’s he sportin’?

Corrin: We just don’t know.

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Corrin, hearing Nomura whistling her own theme music: Dramatic music?

Corrin: That can’t be good.

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Corrin: Honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if I saw myself I probably wouldn't be that terrified.

Corrin: Like, I know he can't run for more than 3 minutes straight.

Corrin: I know he can't do basic math.

Corrin: He's not going to do anything.

Corrin: He doesn't even know what day it is.

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Blinky: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Corrin: Of course I do!

Corrin: I eat amulets sometimes.

Corrin: I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Jim: Corrin, those are omelettes.

Corrin: Oh.

Corrin: Then I’ve got nothing.

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Tourmaline: When straight people assume I'm one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.

Radiant Hope: Lesbionage.

Corrin: Bi spy.

Sombra: Secret gayent.

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Freefall: I have something to tell you.

Starscream, sarcastically: Oooh~

Starscream: Are you about to profess your undying love for me?

Freefall: Yes, I am.

Starscream: ...What?

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Glimmer, sadly: Are you mad at me?

Blackarachnia: I’m pretty sure that’s physically impossible.

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Fright Knight: You’re nothing but a human, and I’m more powerful than you could ever hope to be!

Fright Knight: I shouldn’t have to do anything you say!

Corrin: May I remind you that you are the one who agreed to this contract.

Corrin: You knew damn well what you were getting yourself into when you bound yourself to me.

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Glimmer: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?

Blackarachnia, sitting in Glimmer’s lap, playing with his armor: Beats me.

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Cade, watching as Corrin pulls out a bunch of pieces of dead cybertronians from the Battle of Chicago: How did you even find all of this shit?

Corrin, shrugging: Ebay.

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Sparkbreaker: Holy scrap, why the pit are there so many weapons in my house?!

Sparkbreaker: You could probably take out entire governments with all of this scrap!

Megatron: Funny you should ask.

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Corrin: You’ve gone awfully quiet, was I getting too annoying complaining about what happened?

Corrin: I can stop if you’d like.

Bular: Mm, no no...

Bular: I’m just plotting their murder is all.

Bular: Continue.

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Enigma: Why do humans have so many emotions?

Enigma: You only need two: anger and confusion!