#corrupted dirk

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Splinters :-0

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When Dirk (And “Dirk”) hugs someone. If he’s taller then then he’ll lift them up against his chest and hold them close and tightly because he doesn’t want to lose them

;-;

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Tell me hardboiled FACTS about Dirk and John. FACTS as in rando little things they like, dislike and shit they do when nobody is looking

Thanks to them being crossovers, they have habits and other characteristics of the characters they represent.The corrupted Dirk in this AU share the characteristics of both Boris the wolf and The Projectionist, meaning that he will hide from danger like Boris (mainly because of his disabilities.), He like to live in more inky areas like The Projectionist, and he is a really good boi like Boris. Dirk is both blind and deaf, which is why he hides and likes being in inky places. He hides because he can’t defend himself, and he lurks those places because he can feel vibrations easier. He also can’t speak with a voice (Because he doesn’t have a mouth.), so he speaks with Morse code.John, since he is based on Sans, sometimes he gets random cravings for ketchup, his health is lower compared to the original John, and he gets tuckered out more easily. Because of Sans being able to remember a little about events in other timelines, John does as well. John can remember some things in timelines from other Homestuck AUs, as well as other Undertale AUs. And if you decide to take a meme approach to this, if you were to mention komaeda, the name would ring a bell to John, but he wouldn’t be ablie to remember where he originally heard the name. And it would eat him from the inside out trying to remember. John also has Sans’ abilities, and he’s more of a prankster, thanks to sharing the characteristics of Sans.

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Calming potion for Dork!

You gave the potion to “Dirk”, and it takes immediate effect. He’s now at ease and perfectly calm.

calm 0/10

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*TRIPS THE FUCK IN* I got some bandages to help wrap your wound, but we should like also move a little faster away from the fight

You bandage up John the best you could, trying not to hurt him. He thanks you with a weak smile. You help John up and you, John, and “Dirk”, begin to walk a little further away from where Cal was. After a moment or two of walking,  John passes out. But you catch him before he hits the ground.

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♦ (— Kiss my muse on the forehead!) For Dirk and John if two in one is cool

FOREHEAD KISS 2X COMBO!John looks away from you, blushing really hard. and “Dirk”... He had no idea what you did, nor how to feel about it.

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part two of the main story is coming out the 10th of this month!

heres the master list of all the stuff that’s happened so far

its a wip right now, but ill add more on to it when i get the chance

stay tuned yall

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Fuck him up John!!! Fuck him up!!!! And please don't die -✌️

John: i’m not making any promises.

The FIGHT begins.

John charges at Cal and tries to lay a hit on him, but Cal dodges his attack. John tries again, but this time, Cal grabs his pogohammer, and with one swift movement, he breaks the hammer in half. Realizing hammers won’t do any good, he decided to use his magic. With a snap of his fingers, two blasters appeared on each side of John.

~quick scene cut~“Dirk”, who is witnessing all of this happen, decides to feel around the area looking for a place to hide before shit REALLY hits the fan. He eventually found a “miracel STASHON” to hide in until the fight ends.~end scene cut~

John fires the blasters at Cal along with a shower of bone projectiles… They don’t seem to be doing much… Can Cal even be hurt? He lunges at John with a deafening screech, and throws him against a wall. John gets up in time to miss another one of Cal’s attacks. Barely. John arms himself with his zillyhoo hammer and tries to fight Cal along with his magic attacks as a combo. Everything seems like it’s working, for a while at least. Eventually, Cal grabs John by the hood and slams him against the ground several times until john was barely able to move. Cal slowly moves over to John, about to lay his finishing attack on him. He picks John up by the throat, and then- … What’s that sound? Somewhere, someone is whistling a familiar melody, but John can’t name where he’s heard it before. Then it stops. The silence is broken again with the sound of running. The sound is growing nearer… Could it be?

…

It is! It’s Dave… But also, not Dave..? He had inky black hair and wings, and some features on his face looked as if it was melting. Cal dropped John and turned his attention towards “Dave”. He had a sword in his chest that he pulled out to use to fight Cal. “Dave” motioned John to get out while he had the chance. John got up from the floor, reunites with “Dirk”, then they both get the hell out of there while Cal was occupied. They ran until John felt like it was safe to rest a moment. All seems well until John felt a sharp pain in his side, immediately bringing him to his knees. John looked down at his side to see what could be causing all the pain. He’s bleeding… A lot. How long was that gash there? He was probably filled with so much adrenaline to notice the wound was there. He needs to find help. Now.