Good Morning Tumblr!!!! Dear me, it appears I've been rather negative on this account, haven't I? And so especially unfair to our own Dr. Cortex!! Well, that all changes now! I haven't been particularly honest with you all about Dr. Cortex. The truth is...he's fantastic! A real self-made evil genius, that one. It takes true strength to build yourself up from nothing. So what if he gets stuck in crawlspaces sometimes????? Crawlspaces shouldn't be so easy to get stuck in!!! I hope to be as strong as he someday. And, not to mention, he's quite the handsome fellow if I do say so myself!!
I am so sorry for misleading you people!! I have since changed my ways. From now on, I will only speak the truth about Dr. Cortex and the Castle!!!
Ta ta!!
-Cortex Castle PR