#cortex speaks

[drneopcortex]

Ugh. I can't believe Twitter might actually die! I was on that site for well over a decade, only for that fool Elongated Muskrat to ruin everything! That fascist, transphobic, ableist piece of human GARBAGE who PRETENDS to be a genius utterly infuriates me!

People call ME a pathetic loser? The whole reason Muskrat bought Twitter was because he wanted to be a huge transphobe! Why? Because Grimes left him for a trans woman! Plus his trans daughter completely disowned him! Yeah, HE'S pathetic!

Look, I may be a supervillain who's failed every plan he's ever come up with, but at least I'm not a bigot! Screw Muskrat. TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, FOOLS!

Ugh... I need a drink. I think I'll have my secretary bring me some wine...

[drneopcortex]

Hey Cortex! Love to see you here<3

Please answer, what kind of wine do you like best? :D

Red wine! I tend to like the taste more than white wine, plus it gets me drunk faster.

I am also rather partial to rosé wine, too.

(Please don't drink if you're under the legal age, and if you must drink, do so responsibly! I'm a villain, but I'd rather not be the reason for underage drinking, thank you very much!)