If one more school student loan company tells me that they’ll only approve my tuition if I have an ‘adult’ co-signer, I’m putting down the President. Because what the fuck does ‘adult’ mean if not the age of 25.
Also, why should I need a co-signer? Absolutely no one wants to co-sign ‘cause “what if you don’t pay and fuck up my credit?” That is a totally valid reason not to! And I would never want to do that to someone. In fact, I don’t think I could even do it to myself.
In conclusion, although I have good credit and am above the legal age, 25 is not an adult. Apparently. The next time someone tells me I can’t order from the kids menu, I’m gonna show them these emails. You can’t have it both ways, bestie.













