#cosmicdildo

[lifetrader]

Hello, Gordon! I am drinking green goop!

DON’T DRINK THE GREEN GOOP DON’T THAT’S NOT SAFE-

[bi-sollux]

Now that Alternia is on fire & the lowbloods are at the door, you ask for his help?

[ladybugkisses]

hhhhnnnnNNN I c a n t draw today but i tried

you can post it if ya wanna

yeessss s  ss hELL YES this is suPER CUTE AAAA WATER YOU TALKIN ABOUT, aaaaa a 💕💞💕

THANK YOU SM KREM IM LOVE YOU 💕💞💕💞💕

[wilted]

✒️

[dailymichaelmell]

I guess if I have to pick. Chub michael for the winnnnn boiiiiii

buff: 3

boft: 10

chubby: 13

[lifetrader]

Oh I just realized u tag urls when u answer asks I would like to formally apologize for u having to type out mine AJSJAJDJSND

JAKHFSKDJHFSKAJDF YOU’RE FINE

Although I mean this as friendly as possible, when you first followed me I stared for a solid like 30 seconds like “that sure IS a url, isn’t it!” KDHSAKJHSDFKJS

[lifetrader]

I need you to know that anytime I see you on my dash my immediate first thought is "Oh look! It's Gordon! Hello Dr. Feetman!"

PLEASE know how much that means to me??? I always feel like I come off as kinda over the top with everything I do and I don’t want to seem like I’m forcing people to be like “hey see me as my selfhood” so stuff like this means so so much to me ;;;;;;

[ladybugkisses]

IM LATE CAUSE I WAS AT A PARTY BUT, S M O O C H FOR YOU

OH SHIT ITSOK IM LATE TO REPLYING CUZ I WAS READING FANFIC GDKSNGD

SM O O CH !!!!!! !! !!